
We talk so much about Game of Thrones and Justified and Breaking Bad and Homeland that, honestly, if it weren’t for my DVR season pass, I’d forget that network dramas are still a thing. Because, for the most part, they’re not very good. Last season, the only ones we discussed with anything semblance of regularity were Parenthood, Castle, Touch, and the best of the bunch, The Good Wife. In this age of gratuitous sex and violence (= good show), Big Four dramas just can’t compete with the angry-floor-sex-having ways of Mad Men, but at least The Good Wife is trying, in a way that will SHOCK your grandparents.
The racy scene in question was set at an ice cream parlor and went something like this: Lovers on a date. Each enjoying an ice cream cone. The male half of the pair reaches under the table to, ahem, melt his partner under her skirt. He then takes that same hand and dips it in her cone. Unshaken, the frisky female proceeds to lap at her “tainted” dessert.
After some internal debate over whether the outré encounter was suitable for the broadcast airwaves, the scene was eventually cleared for air later this fall.
TVLine can now reveal that the network is CBS, the show is The Good Wife, and the prurient duo is Kalinda (played by Archie Panjabi) and her estranged husband Nick (British actor Marc Warren). (Via)
WELL, I never!

Michael Ausiello, you really know how to paint a sexy picture. Tell me more about this “taint.” Anyway, this promises to be TV’s most erotic food-based scene since:




that was Stephen Colbert’s greatest moment on the Daily Show
That was Stephen Colbert’s greatest moment.
So….I guess this means she doesn’t blow the guy away as he tries to bust into her apartment or something? Since I seem to recall last season ending with her sitting in front of her door waiting for him to show up.
You added the word “away”
Yup. I *suppose* the gun she was holding could be for fun and games…
Tom Carvel spun two-thirds of the way around in his grave, until his erection stopped him like a kickstand.
I had a “dippin’ dots” joke ready to go and thats how I found out that I’m a horrible racist.
As you mentioned, the network dramas don’t get much love around here, but The Good Wife is a really solid show. Really well written and acted show. It’s deserving of a DVR spot.
I thought Kalinda preferred eating choco-tacos over licking popsicles.
I think they’ve pretty well established she plays for both teams.
Marc Warren is gonna Mad Dog her!
Honestly, my grandfather is almost dirtier than I am, he’s probably call the guy a p*ssy for not adding some “fudge” to the ice cream as well.
Most unsanitary ice cream ever and this is just to be on par with Mad Men. Don Draper has a seriously case of the “I must sex everything” and has a kind of charm to it. This just seems wrong. WRONG I TELL YOU, YOU NEVER GO VAGINA TO DAIRY PRODUCT TO MOUTH. Everyone knows that.
Thirty Helens Agree: Ice cream and sex is not OK.
I miss the Thirty Helens!
Kalinda is the only reason to even watch the thing.
I wonder if they’ll get a refund when they complain to the manager about finding a hair in their ice cream.
Stratasys is already working with firearms manufacturers…just didn’t want to help out the little guy.