6. “Have you ever had your d*ck sucked by a Southern girl with a huge c*ck?” — In this day and age, when every scrap of casting news is telegraphed months ahead, it was refreshingly fantastic to find a surprise cameo, especially one from Walton Goggins, as Venus Van Damme — a nod to Goggins’ character on The Shield. Unfortunately, you still can’t control Twitter and Facebook, so my apologies to anyone time shifting the episode or in a different time zone who had the cameo spoiled by a f***stick on Twitter.
It was easily the funniest sequence of the series, and maybe the funniest scene I’ve seen on television since Ron Swanson drank the snake juice. Goggins played a transexual prostitute, Little Venus Love, the Belle who does not tell.
You cannot beat Boyd Crowder in drag.
The best part, however, may have been how turned on Tig was by Venus. It was a welcome reminder of what a fun character Tig used to be on the show. I’m going to be shipping on Tig and Venus the rest of the season.
It just goes to show you, “Never judge a book by it’s penis.”
I want more like this!
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