
We won’t be putting Dexter in our weekly rotation of recapped, GIF’d, and discussed shows simply because it has proven to be inconsistent and frustrating, and the middle episodes in each season tend to be a slog. Also, because I suspect it will only invite gripes, as Dexter is one of those shows for many of us that we love to watch and complain about. That said, we will check in when there are major developments on the show, and last night’s season premiere — as has been teased for the last nine months — certainly represents a major shift. Let’s look at seven storylines to look out for in season seven.
1. Debra Knows — Debra doesn’t just know that Dexter killed Travis, which she witnessed. She now knows he didn’t do it in self-defense, and in one of the show’s better HOLY SH*T moments, she found out that Dexter is an actual serial killer when she discovered his blood slides and Dexter confessed. It was a surprisingly chilling moment, and in a way, viewing Dexter through Debra’s eyes transformed Dexter from this kind of awesome serial killer guy who takes out only bad people into a less sympathetic and more evil character. In the coming episodes, I have no doubt that Dexter’s justifications and explanations will soften him as a character, but seeing Dexter simply respond “Yes,” to “Are you a serial killer” made his crimes more real, at least in the context of a fictional television show.




2. Will Debra Prevent Dexter from Killing More People? — The answer is obviously no, but we can deduce from the scenes in upcoming episodes that Debra — in the midst of learning what Dexter is — will also attempt to prevent him from further killings. It won’t work. After all, Dexter — even with his sister on his scent — didn’t hesitate to kill someone in last night’s episode. With a fire extinguisher, no less. The stress of having his sister on his case may actually make him even more bloodthirsty. Let’s hope so.

3. Louis is F**ked — Louis is a weird character in the show, clumsily tying together a few other characters. He was Masuka’s lab intern. He idolizes Dexter. He’s sleeping with Dexter’s nanny, who is Batista’s sister. And now, after using Dexter’s laptop without permission, he’s on Dexter’s sh*t list. If Louis looks up to Dexter, will he find out about Dexter’s secret and become a serial killer himself? Either way, Louis will almost certainly get a knife plunged into his chest before the season is over. I say HOORAY.




Dammit, just when I decided to give up on Dexter, they finally did an episode right again.
My thoughts exactly…
Wait, you gave it up, but watched?
This was the best episode of the show since the 4th season finale where Trinity, well… you know.
It brought up things from the past, it immediately addressed the cliffhanger from last season and there feels like momentum towards an endgame. I’m looking forward to Dexter now, again, as opposed to watching it out of some sort of loyalty.
This is where the 5th season, with a different plot all together, SHOULD have lead us… It’s a shame that they waited so long and tainted the show, robbing it from a seat in the Pantheon of great shows.
They are on the right track however of saving the Dexter name and giving it a decent exit.
Dexter’s nanny is actually Bautista’s sister. Not that it makes much difference.
jitomate, jitomato.
Right. Yes. Fixed.
Wait……are you saying that The Heavenly Kid will be the bad guy this season? The Iron Eagle? The….shit, that’s the only two things I can remember him from.
Good episode though. Unless this is the final season, I’m guessing Deb doesn’t do shit about Dexter being a serial killer and he convinces her that Harry taught him killing bad people is a good thing.
He was also Robbie’s lover in I Love You, Man
Not only did Louis use Dexter’s computer, but he canceled his credit card accounts. That motherfucker is so dead. Also, the Doakes/BHB storyline was in season 2 *Pushes up nerd glasses*.
Is it ok if I kinda want Deb and Dex to bone? Preferably in a threeway with Yvonne.
I believe it’s perfectly okay. (Which probably means it’s not okay.)
I was surprised by how good this episode was as well. I love season 1 through 4, but hated the last two. Hopefully this season will bring the show back to it’s former glory.
I honestly hoped that the series would start, and LaGuerta would have literally disappeared. No mention of her, just literally vanished into thin air, and took everyone’s memories of her along with her.
Sadly, I was disappointed. She is the worst.
Did anyone else notice when Dexter was breaking into the unclaimed baggage area with Viktor there was a security camera right above him? I mean come on killing someone In an airport seriously…
That was definitely one of those “only on TV” moments… it is tough enough to get around in an airport these days, let alone getting into “off limits” areas…
Yeah, definitely ridiculous, that one. In an airport, in the afternoon, with no plastic wrap or anything; unbelievable. At least they made it a point for him to bag the guy’s head and kill him with a blunt object, so it’s conceivable that blood might not have gotten everywhere… but still, the area was so potentially busy.
The final scene made the episode… I didn’t think it was particularly great until then. Don’t get me wrong… it was fine and I was excited for a new season of Dexter, but like most of you, I feel that the show has been pretty shitty since season 4.
The Louis character is a twit and I can’t wait for him to die. I enjoyed the scene of Dexter slamming up against a wall with forearm in his throat from the season teaser a bit to much… kill that friggin dude already!
They barely hit the Deb romance in last nights episode, Dex asked “what were you doing at the church anyway” and she hesitated to answer. I believe Scott Buck already said they would address that again down the road, I’m sure once Deb’s shock wears off. I’m glad, because I can tell she’s just achin’ to get boned and I enjoy the twist.
Deb’s hurtin for a squirtin
To whoever asked: No, this (season 7) is not the final season of Dexter. The series was picked up by SHO last year for two more 12-episode seasons (the current, and the 8th & final next year.) Also, unlike seasons past, the “final” Dexter story arc will last the course of BOTH season 7 & 8, culminating with the grand finale in the series finale!
ps… Anyone notice the reported name of this season’s 12th episode (season 7 finale) is titled “Lethal Injection”…???
I think its pretty safe to say that Ray Stevenson will be the big bad this season, not sure how you missed it Dustin
Loved when I saw him, nothing like Titus Pullo to save the show
Here’s a picture of Strahovski.
This is the kind of journalism I can get behind.
Louis is Brian’s son. I called it back in last season and by gum I’m sticking to it. Also I want Matsuka’s hot intern back.
I think Louis is Harry’s son with one of his random informants he was banging. That’s why he wants to have a relationship with Dexter, but he sucks because he isn’t his actual brother. He is Deb’s, and Deb also totally sucks.
I was sure hoping that chick would come back when the story about the hand she stole came around again, but nope. Bummer; she was sexy as hell.
Louis is going to die this year, and I cannot wait. Fuck that guy.
Good episode that gave me hope for the coming season. However, killing a dude in an airport filled with security cameras and checkpoints then taking the corpse out in a surf board bag? Most unbelievable kill yet.
I like the idea that last season was just a terribly awkward segue to get the show back into an interesting place. I enjoyed last night’s episode pretty thoroughly, though I wish Enver Gjokaj could’ve had a little more to do (at least his death scene was probably one of the better ones, as far as single-episode villains go). And goodbye Mike Anderson; you were always too competent for this department.
I sure hope you’re right about Louis and LaGuerta being on this season’s kill list, but I kind of have the feeling that Louis is gonna be the final season’s big bad. I hope not, because I think we’ve seen enough of the “Dexter’s protege” situations already; but yeah, I think that’s what’s gonna happen. Probably end up drawing some parallels with Brian, give it a full-circle sort of theme.
surprised no one has mentioned that Louis sent Dexter the hand from the Ice Truck case and I’m pretty sure Dexter has seen it yet but it was on the table of shit that Deb had when Dexter got home
I want Dexter to kill Tig and Nucky.