My original pick for the first new fall show to be aborted, so to speak, was Guys with Kids. Then I changed my mind, and hoped that someone would pull the plug on The Mob Doctor because puns! Neither one of those ended up the correct answer, but luckily, wordplay still abounds: Made in Jersey, about an Italian-American lady lawyer, done got whacked. You see? Because they’re from NJ and everyone there is a mobster. MAMA MIA.
CBS is pulling Friday night legal drama Made In Jersey from its schedule after only two episodes. That makes Jersey the first canceled TV show of the fall. Undercover Boss will join the Friday night lineup starting Nov. 2, with CSI: NY moving to 9 p.m. (Via)
The only thing I know about Made in Jersey is that Kyle MacLachlan plays someone with the first name “Donovan.” Poor Kyle MacLachlan. So, let’s see what the fine anonymous folks on IMDb say about the show.
So, I actually thought that this show’s concept sounded fun. I was planning on watching it until I saw the preview where she gets a tattoo. She’s a *beep* lawyer. She’s supposed to look professional and she goes and gets a tattoo? No way am I watching this crap. (Via)
Tough, but fair. Hopefully at least one person yelled, “No, YOU’RE out of order.”
(Via EW)
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The whole freakin’ system’s out of order.
And America’s love affair with New Jersey finally comes to an end. Hallelujah.
Hey FUCK YOU!
/New Jersey
“Eh”
/people from New Jersey not named Ronny or Ralph or…you get it.
HEYYYYY OHHHHHH YOU WATCH YO MOUTH UP THERE. NEW JOISEY IS THE BEST STATE IN AMERICA
WHat I sound like according to everyone at my southern college.
Now if only Undercover Boss would do a series of Crime Scene Investigation episodes we’d be all set.
For me, Kyle MacLachlan will always be Paul “Muad’Dib” Atreides.
Kwisatz Haderach
Exit One: ‘Made in Jersey’
CBS Confirms, ‘Made in Jersey’ Stinks
Aww, c’mon! I didn’t even have enough time to hate-watch it!
I think I did hear about this show, maybe…
A solid 60% of the female lawyers I know have tramp stamps, so, you know, Point Made in Jersey, Mr./Ms. Anonymous Commenter Type.
Thank god.
No, I’ve never heard of the show, but if CBS is getting in on the act that means the whole Jersey thing is officially dead and now fodder for old people.
Seriously though, this idea was terrible.
Producer 1: Marisa Tomei’s character from My Cousin Vinny, but in a high powered law firm!
Producer 2: I love it. Does she have big hair?
Producer 1: duh.
Producer 2: Chew gum obnoxiously? Have a comically stereotypical and massive Italian family?
Producer 1: Of course.
Producer 2: Well I hope you have her solving cases by applying the knowledge from her upbringing.
Producer 1: That’s the whole point.
Producer 2 snorts a massive line of cocaine
Producer 2: Throw in the dude from Twin Peaks and we’ve got a hit.
But now we’ll never see her go undercover as a stripper! Evidence that it would be worth it here, via The League (no. 16) [www.brobible.com]
I’m sure those who act in it aren’t sad because they know the show blows.
So the Kardashian Jersey Lawyer show is cancelled.
Thank god.
That sucks for Janet Montgomery. She is real purty. Very hawt.
Hopefully she’ll get some more work on The League, or better yet, spiral into depression and start doing porn.