Here is a picture of The Voice judge Christina Aguilera in her Halloween costume. She is wearing the following things:
- A frizzy pink wig
- A crown with a weird fishnet thingy hanging off of it
- Pearls
- Enough makeup to suffocate a lesser human
- A tight black dress
- An orange bra-type thing
- Sparkly fishnet stockings
- Knee-high boots
So, as you can clearly see, she went as a… uh, a… I mean, it’s obvious that she’s dressed as an… um, as the… uh… as the Queen of Halloween, maybe? The Evil Queen of Halloween? A naughty fairy godmother who is also royalty for some reason? The lead singer of an 80s hair metal band called Fright Night? Christina Aguilera from 2007? Someone who went costume shopping at the last minute while drunk? I… I…
I do not know what Christina Aguilera went as for Halloween.
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Clothing that has literally been ripped at the seams is not a good look at this stage of her life.
Princess Cher Manatee?
ROFL….winner.
Drag queen, obviously.
As in a queen thats been dragged behind that knights horse for a few miles? Yeah, I can see that.
Yes, that’s what I meant, dragged queen
Nicki Minaj?
That was my guess
Was she going as Pink? Cause I’m pretty sure Pink wore that exact same costume for a video.
Zombie Ru Paul?
Dame Edna?
Why does she insist on being so gross?
She’s giving me a fear boner.
Easy, she’s Miss Piggy.
Chivalrous Knight: “She’s no Guinevere, but a bear’s gotta eat.”
She went as a slutty slut this year.
Looks like Phyllis Diller to me…
Nightmares. She went as nightmares, you guys
Slutty Princess Pumpkin?
It looks like she combined all the costume from voulez vous coucher avec moi
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Its like she’s wrapped up in debris from the Japan Tsunami. I think she looks great.
Her accessory of tiny bearded Jewish man is consistent though…
When asked what her Halloween costume was Ms Aguilara responded quizzically “Halloween?”.
Yeah, judging by the Voice, that is more or less how she actually dresses
She meant to come as Ripley from Alien, but f*cked it up.