KENNY FISHER DOG: Yo, I GOTTA have sex tonight. I mean, peep this: They say here 92 percent of the honeys at the dog park are sexually active. 92 percent of the bitches in Los Angeles at the dog park walking around going, "Fribsee ... or sex? What shall I do?" NINETY-TWO PERCENT, YO. Hey, you know what that means?
KENNY FISHER DOG: It means I gots a 92 percent chance of EMBARRASSING myself. I roll up on that shorty and be like, "What's up, yo?" she be like, "You don't know 20 different ways to make me call you Big Poppa," 'cause I DON'T, yo.
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