NOOOOOOOOOOoooooooooooooooooooooooo…
Danny DeVito and Rhea Perlman – one of Hollywood’s most enduring couples – are separating after 30 years together, their rep confirmed to PEOPLE. [PEOPLE Magazine]
… ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo.
Good Lord, I am legitimately bummed about this. I mean, first Amy Poehler and Will Arnett, now this? Thirty years is a long time for anyone to be married, but seeing a 30-year marriage in Hollywood is like seeing Sasquatch riding a unicorn. And this was one of the few couples that people pointed to when they wanted proof that a showbiz marriage could work. Now it’s just Tom Hanks and Rita Wilson, and Kevin Bacon and Kyra Sedgwick. That’s it. End of list. Love ain’t dead, but it’s definitely on a morphine drip, people.
If I find out Danny DeVito was working on a movie with Angelina Jolie and she wooed him away, I will be LIVID. Not again, you homewrecker. Not again.
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First the Fat Biys break up, now this…..
Boys*. I’m too upset to spellcheck
I think they were together for like 10 years before they were married, so that’s 40+ years.
He just wants a maid he can bang, ya know a bang-maid.
with the magnum condoms in hand.
Love is dead.
There is no joy left in this world.
I guess she didn’t pay the troll toll
i just rubbed one out without washing my hands after cooking with jalapenos.
would Jolie be luring DeVito away as a new lover or as the only kind of child she hasn’t scooped up yet: an old, fowl mouthed, drunk baby.
oh god, rhea better not be shacking up with dice clay because of the “new cast” ads
Rhea Perlman is single? Time to squeeze back into my club pants again and make my move.
Life doesn’t mean squat anymore.
“You folded faster than a chain of Rhea Perlman themed all-you-can-eat diarrhea restaurants named Diarrhea Perlman’s”
Roger
its always sunnys fault. it has to be!!
Shit is that DeVito’s natural hair color now? That looks weird as hell.
At least Alan Alda and his wife are still together. They’ve been married for about 55 years