Joss Whedon Endorses Mitt Romney, Sort Of (And The Morning Links)

What’s worse than a zombie apocalypse? The YouTube comments section. If you want to kill yourself before walkers can get to your brain, check out the doozies in the Whedon video, which is otherwise pretty funny. “stick a freaking flag up your ass and just chill out.” Good point.

The Best Fan-Made Halloween Costumes From 12 Of TV’s Finest Shows — (WG)

A Collection Of The Worst Band Shirts You’ll Ever Have The Misfortune Of Seeing — (Uproxx)

Arnold Schwarzenegger Looks Badass In Ten — (Film Drunk)

The Air Sex Championships Returned To Austin And Oh God, They Let Me Judge Again — (With Leather)

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THE BEN WEAR STRIPES. THE BEN THROW TO STRIPE MAN — (KSK)

The Second Most Likable Guy in Hollywood Pimp Slapped the Most Likable Guy in Hollywood — (Pajiba)

Impressive Fully-Functional Instagram Costume — (BuzzFeed)

19 Confounding Discrepancies Between American and British English — (Mental Floss)

Lena Dunham’s First Time — (The Daily What)

Louis C.K. Handles Screaming Audience Member Surprisingly Well — (Huffington Post)

Fifteen great Halloween TV episodes — (Fark)

Steve Jobs’ Yacht — (The High Definite)

Wes Anderson’s Eight Best Movie Outfits — (Unreality Mag)

Jessica Biel’s Best GIF Ever — (Bro Bible)

How to Watch TV Illegally Online — (College Humor)