
New York Times best-selling author Lauren Conrad sat down for an interview with Allure recently, during which the former star of MTV’s The Hills revealed some information about the way the drama on the show was presented.
“I think the story they told wasn’t a dishonest one. The way they did it sometimes was,” [Conrad], 26, tells the November issue of Allure.
“[The cameras] aren’t going to be there for everything. Sometimes two of their main characters will get into a fight, and that’s important to the story line,” the author continues. “The [producers] need that reenacted. Their thing was always: It did happen. They’re not making this up: you just didn’t see it.” [US Weekly]
Lauren Conrad and Audrina Patridge meet for lunch at a trendy Los Angeles restaurant where a cheeseburger costs more than your shoes.
AUDRINA: I can’t believe everyone’s saying our show is fake. It’s, like, mean.
LAUREN: Yeah, but, I mean, we do recreate scenes sometimes.
AUDRINA: Right, but that doesn’t mean they’re fake. We’re just, like, doing it again.
LAUREN: I know. That’s what I tried to tell them.
AUDRINA: And isn’t this all, like, really old news anyway? It’s like, who cares, you know?
LAUREN: Exactly.
AUDRINA: What do you think Lauren’s gonna think about this?
LAUREN: I’m Lauren, honey.
AUDRINA: Oh. Right.
[Hip indie music swells]
LAUREN: [chews, stares]
AUDRINA: [stares, chews]
LAUREN: [chews, stares]
AUDRINA: Why won’t Justin Bobby call me?
LAUREN: [rolls eyes]
END SCENE VERY REAL THING THAT HAPPENED



In no universe should a story like this be bumping Dog With a Blog-gate further down the page. Free Kuma!*
*And by that I mean let Kuma play out back, I know he’s going to bark at the neighbor’s cat, but he’s been cooped up inside all day and he needs to run around a little bit.
In a universe where they have pictures of these two vapid attention whores it might be okay.
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I don’t know …
/looks under desk
These boots were preeeety pricey.
/chomps burger
The burger’s not even that good, b/c no one who goes there eats anything besides salad, anyway.
What the? It was revealed years and years ago that this show was fake. Hell, I’m pretty sure this website even discussed this issue in greater details.
Yeah, wasn’t it revealed in the Series Finale?
Er, not that I watched the Hills or anything else on MTV…Oh look over there! Alison Brie is doing something suggestively sexual!
*Runs away*
I used to think this was as low as MTV could get. Gods and TV bosses laugh at the plans of men…and give us Jersey Shore.
But Jay Cutler’s wife and child are real, right? Not something Burnsy dreamt up? I need to believe in little Cabrini Green, I need to believe in SOMETHING!
“New York Times best-selling author Lauren Conrad”
Fuck you, World.
Can’t that troll Snooki claim the same thing?