
One of the consequences of Happy Endings getting Dave and Alex back together is that it kind of limits what they can do with the other characters in the show. If you give the new/old couple the required screen time that it takes to advance that particular story, much like the way it works in an actual relationship, sometimes they have to be out on an island away from everyone else, and it’s not as easy to pair people off for other stories in all the combinations you could before. To get more Dave/Alex, you have to sacrifice a little Dave/Max and Alex/Jane, and so on. That’s just how the math works out. Since Brad and Jane live together, and Max and Penny play crazy off each other so well, the concern is that you’ll end up in a rut where those three “couples” go off and do their own thing in each episode, and end up back at the bar to share some giggles about their various adventures for 30 seconds as the credits roll.
That is why I liked last night’s episode. It seems like the show is acutely aware of this potential pitfall, and so they gave us Brad/Max and Jane/Penny stories immediately after hooking Dave and Alex back up. I’ll be honest, you could do a spin-off titled Brad & Max Just Doin’ a Bunch of Stuff and Stuff, and I would probably set my DVR to record the whole first season. Do I still have some concerns about how the group dynamics will work out going forward? Yeah, sure. But this was a nice start.
And now, the highlights:
- Penny’s plan at the car dealership was diabolical. and borderline evil. I used to work in sales, and customers like Jane — “I AM VERY TOUGH AND WILL THEREFORE DRIVE A HARD BARGAIN LET ME SPEAK TO YOUR MANAGER” — really didn’t bug me that much. I played sports all throughout high school, so paper-mache hardasses yelling about stuff wasn’t exactly a new experience, and if anything they just made me more resolute to eek every dollar out of them that I could. A female customer getting emotional, on the other hand? No thank you. I would happily throw all the discounts and add-ons and extended warranties I could at that situation to make it stop.
- Speaking of Penny at the dealership, Casey Wilson’s stunt double had to go to the hospital and get 16 stitches after crashing through that glass. Worth it, I say.
- Alex? Kind of racist. In a cute way. You know, like, cute racism. That’s a thing, right?
- The scene with the pinata killed me because pinatas are awful. CANDY ALREADY COMES IN A WRAPPER. DON’T PUT IT INSIDE SOMETHING ELSE. THERE SHOULD BE LESS BARRIERS TO CANDY.
- “Sup, guys? You talkin’ boogs?”
- I feel bad for all the overweight gay people in the world after last night. You’re GFFs (Gay Fat Friends) now. Own it or buy a treadmill. These are your options.
- Sound advice, from the scene where Jane was negotiating with Rob Corddry:

- As far at Alex and Dave’s apartment hunting goes: “Let’s die in this bitch!” > “Too Shia LeBeouf-y”
- Remember last week when I said people should stop comparing this show to Friends? Throw that in the toilet. Dave and Alex affording that apartment on their food truck and customerless boutique earnings is the new “Could Rachel and Monica’s Manhattan apartment BE any more out of their price range?”
- Crapdammit is a thing I say now. Make a note.
- I WANT TO HEAR THE STORIES ABOUT MAX’S DAD AND THE ICE TRAY MORE THAN ANYTHING ELSE IN THE WORLD.
- I was a little disappointed that they didn’t do more of a Halloween-themed episode this year, but their group Jackson 5 costume does give me an excuse to post this video of the real Jackson 5, which features a young Michael Jackson wearing one of the greatest outfits in the history of clothes.

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I’m shameless for badges…I hate myself.
Finally got around to watching this, another awesome episode. And god is Alex gorgeous.
Also, For Nerds
i love this show so much that it could give me anal without asking and I wouldn’t even be mad
I just started watching this season and I’m already in love. Any idea when the first two seasons are going to be available on Netflix, or is that just a hopeless pipe dream at this point?
“KillFace should ALWAYS shut up!”
just gonna come right out and say it: New Girl > Happy Endings
/shows self out
SHUT UP LATOYA
That Latoya, she’s the worst.
She’s so stupid!
This show keeps getting better. The pinata scene had me rolling
Hurry the eff up, cable guy. I have important stuff to do, like set up my DVR…
SON OF A BITCH, I’M MOVIING AND HAD TO MISS IT..
I just got into this show on your suggestion and am loving. Sorry to be late to the party.
oh hell yes. steaktango
Dude, Steaktanic.
“You’re GFFs (Gay Fat Friends) now. Own it or buy a treadmill.”
[offcolortv.com] Relevant.
I think Rob Corddry is making a concerted effort to be a guest star on every show this year.
It was so sad to see a little black boy grow up to be a beautiful white woman and die from that coma medicine.
I only read headlines.
That ending bit with the back and forth offers was hilarious.
“Lets check out the bathroom, see where these whiteys do their business”
“You people are getting way to comfortabe”
I…don’t sound like that…wait
The pinata scene made me wear out the rewind button on my remote. I love it so much.
I’ve only started watching this show this season and so far, I cant see what all the fuss is about. Is it just me? Are the previous seasons funnier because honestly, I dont think its very good. I do, however, enjoy watching Dont trust the B- after only seeing the first two shows of the season. That James Van der Beek is just delightful.
no, you’re just flawed
The wife and I are moving after our current lease is up. Pretty sure I’m gonna say “Let’s die in this bitch” when we find the right apartment.
I want to have so much sex with Rachael Harris. That is all
Wrong show, but oh yeah, I agree.
Rachael Harris was on last nights episode….. she played beautiful realtor #1
I really have to start watching this show. I have seen a handful of episodes and really enjoyed them.
The Dave and Alex parts were a little weak but based on their last scene it seems like their getting back together will eventually end in high amounts of comedy / tragedy.
I think an under-rated aspect of this show is the physical comedy timing and execution. Penny through the glass, and then through the plastic, Jane’s witchcraft, the entire pinata sequence etc…
Jane: I’m proud of you Teagan Arrowsmith
Penny: It’s Arrowspear
Jane: It’s not great.
Dude, Jackson 5 was so good.
La Toya still sucks, though.
Rob Corddry is apparently working his way to being everybody’s unseen boss on every sitcom.
Weird ending…so Jane’s officially working at the car dealership now? Does that mean more Rob Corddry (yes please)?
I wouldn’t worry too much about the pairing off…there will be plenty of opportunity for group activities.
CONCENTRATE!
I’m trying!
I hate that I can’t watch this when it’s on because of my work schedule. Crapdammit.
the piñata killed me, I was on the floor.
Love how long they let that big go, I could have spent 23 minutes watching Dave and Max attack the piñata
That Pinata had to be made out of what they make the black boxes of airplanes out of.
I really hope there’s a .gif out there of Max running into the apartment with the pinata. I died.
I second this, I can’t believe that no one has made one yet
Jane has become the best character. Her brand of crazy is now surpassing the Max crazy.
I had dreams about the pinata sequence last night. That’s how much I loved it.
I could watch Max and Brad do just about anything.
Died laughing at the pinata scene. Just died. Dave the character is getting really close to being a superdouche though.
He was a douche from the first episode and was the only reason I was hesitant to keep watching.
yeah dave is really the only weak link on this show. i feel like there’s no one to blame but the actor. if the writers could find a hidden comedic talent in Elisha Cuthbert then they could find one in Dave. it’s clear that he just doesn’t have any
This was a hilarious episode I loved it, Alex is so cute, and Jane needs to gain some weight, homegirl is looking ultra skinny
The whole piñata sequence was magical.
I just got a new apartment a couple of weeks ago, and I’m disappointed that “Let’s die in this bitch!” didn’t come soon enough for me to use it.
How long is your lease? 10 years? 20 years?
Nerds, specifically.
whoops, wrong pinata thread.
I thought it was great that the pinata gag wasn’t just a cutaway but they went back to it immediately for the next scene.
Dave is still the worst.
he´s the worst of the group, but I still find him funny
The pinata gag killed me. The table flip and the elbow drop were tits.
There’s 40 pounds of candy!
Where are the GIFs?
“We have enough chicken fights that its going to be a problem”
I also loved Alex’s impression of a dial-up modem
SHUT UP, LATOYA!
I was in the process of typing that when the comments refreshed…damn you Scott Evil
“Haha! Latoya can’t drink her beer!”
Haha.. you so stupid!
I need to find myself a Brad.
With that I decided HE has officially entered the early Office ranks for cold opens.
Williams.. are you homeless?!
No comment about Eliza Coupe in the white tank top? Guess it really didn’t need to be said; we were all thinking the same thing.
Not quite as good as Eliza Coupe in pixels, but good nevertheless. Eliza Coupe in anything, really.
A couple of suggestions for the HE badges, there’s a severe lack of Brad and Jane:
-Pants-less Brad
-Naked Jane (from last weeks)
Sinbrad and Max in full on Pooh-Bear mode.
And pants-less Brad should be the GIF where he snaps his fingers to drop his pants.
We’re going to add more and more sporadically. Sinbrad is made just needs to be added. The possibilities are endless.
I’m still brainstorming how to visualize Burnsy’s vagina coffee suggestion.
Just have Max looking disgusted at the cup of coffee…If you know the episode/scene you get the joke
and have it read VaginaCoffee
“I just wish this cup of coffee was a vagina,” said Burnsy to the Starbucks barista every morning forever.
I loved Max’ confused/disgusted look after he said that.
That’s what made me laugh so hard.
Adam Pally is amazing. Someone just hand him a check for $1 million.
I can’t decide who I love more, Max or actual Adam Pally.
I would be BFF’s with either one, of course.
@Patty – in one of those cases he’d be your GFF
With every new ep of HE, I fall more and more in love with Max/Adam Pally.
His reaction was spot-on. I know SEVERAL gay men who make that exact face when they hear the word “Vagina”.
From nowe on I only by my vehicles by someone known as the Car Czar.
“Now that I’m part of the team will you tell me what cars are?
Mumble, mumble, mumble.
“That’s pretty much what I thought.”
“That’s all they are!”
“Are you a warlock?!”
Casey Wilson can get it. Oh man..
So…. what are cars? Any theories?