NBC Likes Dane Cook About As Much As We Do (And The Morning Links)

If you’re, uh, that one dude, uh, who’s been, uh, waiting for bromedy icon Dane Cook’s show, you’re, uh, more f*cked than a blanket that smells like bacon, uh, near a dog: according to Deadline, “NBC has pulled the plug on midseason comedy series Next Caller [foul-mouthed satellite radio DJ forced to share the mic with a chipper NPR feminist]. The network in May had given the Dane Cook-starring project a six-episode order. After filming four of them, I hear network brass had decided that creatively the series was not going in the direction they had hoped for.” Butt chuggers everywhere are as crushed as the boxes of wine in their dorm rooms. (Via)

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