
This news is like Alison Brie agreeing to be on Game of Thrones, like Louis C.K. deciding to give a meth a shot on Breaking Bad, like Tom Waits and a resurrected Biggie collaborating with a verse from Bill Murray, like honey mustard replacing ketchup as the main condiment at your favorite restaurant, like the casts of Anger Management and Two and a Half Men being buried in the same ironic avalanche of poop, like a corgi breeding with a bunny to make a borgi: Patton Oswalt will have a recurring role in the upcoming season of Justified.
Patton Oswalt is set to pop up on one of TV’s acclaimed dramas, with a recurring role in Justified‘s Season 4.
TVLine has learned exclusively that Oswalt will appear on the FX series as Bob Sweeney, a local constable who went to high school with Raylan and has been hired by the lawman to watch Arlo’s house.
Lest anyone suspect Oswalt is dialing it down completely for this visit to Harlan County, know that Bob has a single football tale he tells over and over from his high school glory days, Al Bundy-style, while a bid to help Raylan capture a bail jumper are humorous — and maybe even successful! (Via)
This news is like Patton Oswalt on Justified as a constable whose character description includes the phrase “Al Bundy-style,” is the way we’re going to describe two amazing things coming together from now on.



Raylan’s dad had a nice role on New Girl last week…
They should’ve just named the character Arlo in the episode. That’s what I kept calling him.
Two great tastes that taste great together.
This is fantastic news, but let’s be honest. Nothing would be on the same level of good news as the story of Alison Brie appearing on Game of Throwns (Except for the possibility of Jesus coming back…if it turned out he looked like Alison Brie…topless.)
*Thrones
Wait, is that happening?
Finally! Justified news!! We need a badass fix, PRONTO.
I see what you did there, way to be cool
And hat tip to you, HCL.
Screw honey mustard and ketchup. Horseradish mayo….FTW
“honey mustard replacing ketchup as the main condiment at your favorite restaurant”
Don’t even joke like that, Kurp. Ick.
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Oh my god! Oh my god! Oh my god! Oh my god! Oh my god! Oh my god!