7. Cliff Clavin (“Cheers”) — One of “Cheers” resident barflies, Clavin is an unusually endearing jerkass, a know-it-all postal worker and almost winner of “Jeopardy.” Also unlike most jerkasses, Cliff knows he’s an asshole, and even at one point attempted electroshock therapy to help him become a nicer person. It didn’t work.

6. Larry David (“Curb Your Enthusiasm”) — In my opinion, while Larry David may not be the best jerkass in all of television, he is the biggest jerkass, a thoughtless, egocentric, and unredeemable character. There is almost nothing nice one can say about Larry David, and that’s precisely why he’s such a successful character. He’s unlikable, yet he says and does offensive things with which we can relate, which makes us feel almost too uncomfortable about ourselves to laugh. But we do, all the same.

5. Bill McNeal (“Newsradio”) — McNeal is an unbelievably arrogant jackass, a narcissistic blowhard who doesn’t realize he’s missing huge gaps of knowledge. As a human being, he would’ve been impossible to be around, but as a character on “Newsradio,” he was hilarious, brilliant, and can’t even be mentioned without provoking sadness at the thought of Phil Hartman’s tragic murder.

4. George Costanza (“Seinfeld”) — A more broadly funny, slightly more redeeming version of Larry David (with whom Costanza was modeled), George’s jerk-assness is slightly offset by his own self-pity. Unlike most of the characters on this list, George feels superior to others despite the fact that he knows he’s ultimately a failure as a person. He’s perfectly content, however, to be a failure.




John C. McGinley was perfect on Scrubs, so it’s even more depressing that his biggest two projects since then have been Wildhogs and that State Farm commercial.
You know, you are clearly in need of help but, gosh darn it, I’m not going to give it to you.
Burn Notice.
Let’s be real, his character on Burn Notice was basically Dr. Cox. He even did the whistle.
Malcolm Tucker based on a real person he’s not really a character
Well so is Larry David
How is Kenny Powers not on here?
“work drugs.”
I was scrolling down to add him to the list and LHM beat me to it.
Dennis just likes to bind… and be bound.
I’m assuming Sterling Archer and Cartman didn’t make the list ‘cuz they’re cartoons n’ stuff
The moment i read the title, i KNEW Chevy Chase would be there!
Btw, where is Dr. House MD?
WHERE IS GOB BLUTH?!?!?!?!?!
COME ON!!!!
I’d think more Lucille than Gob.
Touche. Both well deserving.
No love for Herbert Ruggles Tarlek Jr? But he’s a hard worker, a loyal husband, and all around fine person!
+plaid
‘If a cunt can fuck something up, that cunt’ll choose the worst possible time to fucking fuck up cuz that cunt’s a cunt’ – Malcolm Tucker
How about Lt. Murtaugh in Family Matters? Not recurring enough?
Not popular enough. Had to google that one.
No Homer Simpson?
Didn’t he *coin* the phrase “jerkass” to begin with???
no homers list
Good list — nice to see Bill McNeal — but I’m pretty sure television sitcom history goes back further than the ’80s. (Or are there not enough jerks from the ’50s, ’60s and ’70s?)
Ralph Cramden? Eddie Haskell? Louie de Palma?
Go to bed old man
I was enjoying this list immensely, then got to Phil Hartman and, well…..
NO! YOU’RE getting weepy!
McGinley needs to do more work, more often.
He’s on Burn Notice now.
Danny DeVito (forget character name) in Taxi for the effing win.
Louie DePalma. Nice choice!
The second person I was scrolling down to add … I guess I’m late to the party.
Bernard Black
Chris Peterson
Arnold J. Rimmer
Anders Holmvik
The order is all wrong, a lot of omissions and what the hell are u talking about malcolm tucker,u can say that he is more likely based on allistair campbell
Dr. Christian Troy.
Don’t judge me because I liked “Nip/Tuck”.
Making the fat chick where the bag over her face, then she actually accepts it and wants to wear it again. Oh and the property of Christian Troy tramp stamp tattoo was priceless as well.
Mad props to the people who suggested Louie DiPalma / Danny Devito from Taxi. Since I’m also older than dirt, allow me to also suggest Ted Baxter / Ted Knight from The Mary Tyler Moore Show.
Oh, hell — Frank Burns. Mel Cooley, even. Look it up, younguns.
oooohhh, Louie DiPalma. That’s a good one!
Frank Burns or better yet Lt Winchester from the later years of M.A.S.H. Frank Burns was more of an oaf, where Winchester had the condescending. arrogant prick thing going in spades.
I might even throw in Herb Tarlek or Mr Carlson from WKRP in Cincinnati as long as I’m dating myself.
Bailey > Jennifer
All those are quality choices.
And Bailey ALL DAY over Jennifer.
Ah I miss John Laroquette. I wonder what he’s up to these days.
I hear he’s looking for a meaty character piece.
Really? Fat jokes? Surely you can do better.
Laroquette was on an episode of Parks and Rec not too long ago
It’s not a fat joke, it’s an arrested development joke.
Some of ya’ll need to look up the definition of sitcom.
You are right. I missed that and just thought it was television. I retract mine.
Though, to be fair, you need to look up the spelling of y’all. /sorry
Awesome to see some Newsradio love
… also, might i add Spin City’s Stuart Bondek to the list?
No Dr. Sheldon Cooper? He is a HUGE asshole.
THE BIG BANG THEORY IS FOR FAKE NERDS!
Adam Demamp needs to be on this list. I don’t know how he could be left out.
All of these comments, and not one mention of Dwight K. Schrute? Who are you people?
Where the hell is Archie Bunker on this list?
I would have chosen Frazier Crane over Cliff Claven.
Larry David and George Costanza could have counted as one.
Frasier wasn’t that awful…
It should have been the 50 greatest jerkasses in television history
I regularly describe things enthusiastically as being “adequate” because of Bill McNeel.
“I’m sorry YOU weren’t singled out and deemed ADEQUATE!”
“I don’t think ‘adequate’ is quite the superlative you think it is.”
Eddie Haskell or if you want to go real early tv – Jack Benny.
Pierce Hawthorne should be on here for the ‘Fat Neil’ episode alone.
It’s the single greatest piece of acting Chase has ever done. When he growls out “Baste your cheeks with tears of gravy!” you know it’s Chase’s own assholishness that’s being let forth.
“ER”: Dr. Romano (Paul McCrane) How is he not on this list if not top 5?
“The Nanny”: Niles (Daniel Davis)
“Dear John”: Kirk (Jere Burns)
And the underappreciated ladies:
“Will & Grace”: Karen Walker (Megan Mulally)
“LA Law”: Rosalind Shays (Diana Muldaur)
“My Name is Earl”: Joy Turner (Jaime Pressly)
and of course, if we’re not counting animation, I can’t wonder aloud why Bender wasn’t #1.
Ah. I didn’t read thoroughly enough. Sitcoms only. I was just reading the URL where it just says “television history.”
Edmund Blackadder, although Lord Flashheart takes it to another level but his incarnation only appears twice.
I guess M*A*S*H* is more dramedy than sitcom, but Doctor Charles Emerson Winchester III could be seen as the model for Dr Cox.
Also, good job on Dan Fielding. I forgot how great Nightcourt was.
Archie motherfucking Bunker.
And this thread is now closed.
I think Jeff Winger is worse than Pierce, because Pierce is just pathetic and sad. Winger enjoys his douchiness, and has zero problem being a complete jerk to anyone outside of the study group (and occasionally to those in the group, too).
Also, how about Bulldog Briscoe from Frasier or Jack Donaghy from 30 Rock? Donaghy is sometimes nice, but he’ll do anything to advance his career goals, and despite Lemon being his mentee he still makes fun of her all the time. Donaghy wins everything.