In a recent episode of Family Guy — I know, I know, but this is going somewhere — Lois Griffin asks a crowded room full of people, "Are you all better than Jesus?" A woman wearing a sweater and glasses stands up and answers, "I'm better than Jesus," to which Lois replies, "OK, yes, Tina Fey, you're better than Jesus."
Basically, yeah. It's impossible to say anything bad about Tina Fey because you'd be wrong — she was great on SNL, Mean Girls is still brilliant despite all THIS, Baby Mama is underrated, and 30 Rock, well, 30 Rock is one of the best sitcoms of all-time. Sadly, though maybe gracefully is the better word, the show begins its seventh and final season this Thursday, meaning we only have 13 more episodes to spend with Fey's greatest creation. No, not her two daughters, but Elizabeth Miervaldis Lemon, who, over 125 episodes and counting, has imparted much of her wisdom on how to live a worthwhile life to us. Here's some of her best advice.
Be whichever gender feels most natural to you.
If you don't want to talk to someone, pick up the nearest phone and pretend someone's on the other line.
(Via)
Don't spend too much time worrying and thinking about your childhood — write about it instead.
(Via)
To avoid your Constitutional duties as an American citizen, impersonate a science fiction character.
(Via)
And most of all, DANCE.
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omg night cheese.
Liz Lemon is my spirit animal. I will miss her greatly.
I hope to god dennis duffy is in at least half of the final episodes. Some of his best quotes rival that of Ms. Lemon.
Technology is cyclical.
That girl said she was 16 but I swear to God I could tell she was 22.
my favorite 30 Rock line ever.
30 Rock has sutained my faith in humanity throughout the last however long it’s been on.
Confession time: Never watched 30 Rock.
My God. Have you never seen a sunset or tasted chocolate?
Some of it is really really good. Some of it is really really annoying. Most of it is enjoyable.
I’ve seen clips, but it never made it into my TV rotation. If it’s on Netflix Instant, I might give it a real shot.
It is on Netflix Instant. I agree with Rhelgy, some of it is really really annoying but I would go on to add that if you find Tina Fey funny for the most part, most of 30 Rock is some of the best writing ever to make it to the screen, satirical or otherwise. The episode “MILF Island” is nearly flawless.
I started watching 30 Rock on Netflix earlier this year and am now a better person for it. I am reaching the end of Season 5, almost caught up to everyone else.
I have a feeling I’ll be watching 30 Rock DVD’s for years to come. That’s a good thing.
Most children have embarrassing photos of their parents in bad clothing.
Tina Fey’s children will have gif collections of their mother dancing.
I’ve never watched 30 Rock either! Often heard bad things about it! So should i start?
Is that the most plain Franco pic ever?
GOODGODLEMON!