The 2012 Presidential Debates (CBS, NBC, ABC, Fox, Cable News, 9 p.m.) — I’d love to compare the second debate to the best Star Wars film, The Empire Strikes Back, but I don’t like what that implies about Obama. Also, did you see the rider for the debate? Don’t get your hopes up if you’re expecting fireworks. I’m pretty sure the candidates aren’t even allowed to look at each other. However, they will switch hair half-way through the debate (header image via BroBible)
Sons of Anarchy (FX, 10 p.m.) — Joel McHale is on tonight. Has anyone ever looked more like the villain in an 80s teen comedy than McHale, yet managed to remain so charming?
Ben & Kate (Fox, 9 p.m.) — This is my favorite new comedy of the network season, but that’s not saying too much. Ben’s annoying, but Lucy Punch is fantastic. Also, tonight is the last Tuesday we will have to live without Happy Endings until December reruns.
Emily Owens, M.D. (The CW, 9 p.m.)– On the one hand, it’s a show on The CW, and it’s another doctor show. On the other hand, it stars Meryl Streep’s daughter. On the third alien hand, it’s all moot because it’s up against Happy Endings, Go On and New Girl. It’s entire audience will consist of a 19 year old girl in Nebraska who only gets one channel on her rabbit ears.
Covert Affairs (USA Network, 10 p.m.) — This is the one with the woman from Coyote Ugly, right? Does she dance on a bar? Then NO THANK YOU, I’m not interested.
LATE NIGHT LISTINGS: Joel McHale will follow up his first appearance on Sons of Anarchy with an appearance on Jimmy Kimmel; Carson Kressley is on Ferguson (what happened to that guy?), Nate Silver will geek out on The Daily Show, and Tyler Perry is on Colbert.
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With that hair, Romney sort of looks like Jack from Lost. You’d expect him to start yelling at Anne about how he has to fix everything.
I’m trying to think of who the President may look like, but the closest I can come up with is a younger, blacker Chazz Palminteri.
It’s obvious…Obama looks like that homeless guy with the golden voice.
Wait, was that racist?
No RomanCandle, surprisingly accurate after another look.
I would say that Obama looks like Dave Chappelle’s white guy newscaster.
It’s not a debate. It’s a question followed by a 3 minute prepared speech unrelated to the question asked.
If lying is a sin then Mitt Romney’s Magic Mormon Underpants are on FIRE! How can any intelligent American vote for a man clouded in secrecy who habitually bends the truth? Income inequality is endangering the Middle Class and making paupers of us all who don’t have those millions upon millions of dollars. Read more about the role of Romney’s riches in this election and the power of his sacred undergarments at [dregstudiosart.blogspot.com] The working class of our country can’t AFFORD to allow this election to be bought and sold!
spare us the bigotry.
You could go read that guy’s blog, or you could go to asetniop.com and learn how to use my keyboard thingy, which is totally non-partisan.
Someone’s 1791 jeans are a little tight. And tied around their forehead, maybe.
That settles it…I’m voting Romney just to piss you off Brandt.
If you said “retard” or “bitch” or “queer,” you’d be expelled from the internet. But “Magic Mormon Underpants” is jolly fun. Yay tolerance!!!!
I don’t know what it is about Ben & Kate.. Ben is annoying, Kate is wishy washy, the best buddy is trying a little too hard to be Richard Ayoade from The IT Crowd… but I like it a lot.
I can’t watch it. Ben’s horrible teeth make me self-conscious about my own not-suitable-for-television chompers.
No please, tell us more about how the man is holding you down.
Wow, that Homeless Announcer Voice Guy cleans up well!
Socialism, you know you love it.
If Obama wins he’s going to scalp all white people and give their hair to homeless people.
Emily Owens looks horrendous. I hope and pray that it gets cancelled immediately.
Watch the debate tonight and learn absolutely nothing new about either one of these two.
I don’t know. I learned last night what Mitt Romney looks like when he shits himself.
Yeah, but Romney is so conservative, he has a stillsuit underneath his clothes.
One last thing: If the 2012 election is going to cost over a billion dollars, why can’t both parties fork out like $1000 to pay for a professional debate moderator, professional debate judges and professional debate fact checkers to come in and make the debate formal. The candidates get the questions before hand, so why not have fact checkers and judges get access to the questions so they can give points for good and accurate points and deduct points for inaccurate points/lies. That way we can actually watch a debate, as opposed to wanking motions and lying.
Just a thought.
Your friendly Canadian friend who is forced to watch this crap because it’s on every god damn channel*
Thatsamare
*OK, it’s not, but pretty close.
This is the one with the woman from Coyote Ugly, right? Does she dance on a bar? Then NO THANK YOU, I’m not interested.
Would you be interested if I told you she plays a hooker with a heart of gold and gets naked in Looper? No? Good, cause her character doesn’t actually have a heart of gold. She’s just a plain old hooker. Ah, now you’re interested!
Kressley is on Ferguson tomorrow night with the awesome Kay Adams. Tonight he has Lauren Graham, James Patterson, and Michael Kiwanuka.
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If the cover up surrounding the Dog with a Blog firing isn’t brought up during the debate, I’m voting for Lyndon LaRouche
If this is what’s on tonight, I’m voting for Wild Turkey.
The only winner in all of this is John Stewart.
*Jon…..lolz
/ducks thrown chair
Yeah I don’t bother complaining about the lack of an edit function anymore. I just silently curse myself every time I make a post.
that Green Lantern is pretty successful yeah
Jole McHale!!!!