Presidential Debate (Various networks, 9 p.m.) — “Mr. President, Governor Romney, if you found a young boy covered in puppies in the woods, what would you do? What WOULD you do?”
National League Championship Series (Fox, 7:30 p.m.) — Game 7. Cardinals at Giants. Go Giants. That is all.
The Voice (NBC, 8 p.m.) — You guys. I woke up at 3 a.m., so maybe it’s just been a long day and I’m angry, but, and if you don’t mind being stuck with me for a little bit longer, doesn’t it feel like we’re life’s dominated love slaves, with how jaded and drenched in blood, sex, and booze things are today? Which is to say: Billie Joe Armstrong and Rob Thomas assist Cee Lo & Co. tonight. Screw you guys: I’M GOING TO PASALACQUA.
Homeland (Showtime, 9 p.m.) — Or you can just watch this HOLY CRAP DID YOU SEE THAT episode. I did see that, but I want to see it again, and then celebrate Homeland getting picked up for another season. If I was a teen girl, I’d write “I <3 Saul Berenson" in my diary so many times.
Anthony Bourdain: No Reservations (Travel, 9 p.m.) — Tony partakes in a “Haitian cemetery on the Day of the Dead…[and] heads to Iraq covered in body armor, prepped for minefields and death.” Psh. He didn’t sit through an episode of 666 Park Avenue this morning, like I did. That takes guts.
Monday Night Football (ESPN, 8 p.m.) — Bears vs. Lions. Primetime football games featuring Smokin’ Jay Cutler are always fun to follow along on Twitter.
LATE NIGHT GUESTS: Tom Hanks on Letterman; Halle Berry and Gary Clark, Jr. on Leno; Bryan Cranston on Ferguson; Gerard Butler, Madeleine Stowe, Felix Baumgartner, and Wu-Tang Clan on Fallon; Azis Ansari, Chuck Lorre, and Kendrick Lamar on Conan; D.L. Hughley on Stewart; and Donald Sadoway on Colbert.
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No Reservations has the stink of “clip show” on it. I’m skipping it this week.
A wonderful Green Day reference.
I generally don’t care for Fallon, but the Wu is require viewing.
Wu-Tang backed by The Roots? Sold!
I can’t wait for the No Reservations where he goes to Guy Fieri’s Campus Cafe and berates every patron for being an underachiever.
MAKE OUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUT!
If only I could get my cat to smoke a cigarette I’d be able to create the Smokin’ Jay Cutler is a Cat meme and blow up the entire internet.
FATALITY!!!
100,000,000 bonus points for “Azis Ansari”. He would’ve made a great Simon.
I’m not a teen girl, but I’ve written “I <3 Saul Berenson" on quite a few notebooks.
SAUL BERENSON FOR AMERICA 2012!
He’s the best.
I’m desperately trying to catch up on Homeland.
I’m too lazy to watch the debate. Can someone just tell me what Romney gaffe is the next big meme?
I’m guessing that he points out that a big issue amongst women is the cancellation of All My Children and then a vow to prevent anyone from ever being able to cancel children under any circumstances.
No “binder full of women”-type thing tonight. Neither one had any real huge gaffes.
OH MAH GAWD Homeland ep 3 was amazing. I did NOT see that ending coming this soon in the season. holy shit, I was sitting up in bed as I was watching it, clutching my blanket to my chin, saying outloud (despite my bf telling me to shut up and lay down) “You don’t need to sleep with him again, Carrie!!!! Don’t be a whore! Saul’s watching!” and BAM. It didn’t even go there.
“You’re a disgrace to your nation, Sgt. Nicholas Brody. You’re a traitor and a terrorist, and now it’s time you pay for that.”