Haha, remember when 30 Rock fans wanted Liz Lemon to get together with Jack Donaghy? That is SO 2006 of us, I mean, them. Terrifying times those were; only two Big Momma's House movies had been released. Luckily, we've seen the completed BMH trilogy and, oh yeah, Liz has finally found someone worthy of her dancing and "Funky Juice" talents in Criss Chros, as played by James Marsden. And tonight's the wedding!
But before we wish the newlyweds mazel tov, and hope that Liz doesn't turn Criss into a Phillies fan, let's take a look back at all the men (and one woman) she had to go through before finding her Han Solo.
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I’m so fucking pumped I bought ham on the bone and 4 egg salad sandwiches.
no mention of GRIZZ?!!?
Good call.
Michael Sheen as Wesley Snipes is so f’n underrated.
“Maybe HE should change HIS name.”
I was always pulling for Liz to settle with him.
The minute he pulled up on his foot cycle, I knew he’d be a winner
I’ll be there always, while the rains fall in Wales.
Just like Ross and Rebecca on Chums.
“If you saw a picture of him, and picture of me, and you were asked ‘who should be named Wesley Snipes’ you’d pick the pale Englishman every time.”
-Wesley Snipes
Wesley Snipes was BY FAR my favorite boyfriend for my own personal eerily similar relationshippy reasons but also because Michael Sheen NAILED it.
I love that Jason Sudekis is the voice of Applebee’s now, because every time I see that commercial about the dishes with booze in them, it reminds me of Floyd getting bombed on salmon.
A round of Salmon for everyone!
Omigosh, I had no idea that was a thing that was happening! It’s like life imitating art imitating terrible restaurant chains.
is it wrong that i consider my girl to be the black liz lemon, and i call her lemon sometimes because she wears glasses, likes food, and is awkward as hell? and her name sounds like liz…i love u tina fey
That’s very sweet, actually.
Floyd was by far my favorite. I kept hoping he’d divorce that blonde girl and end up with Liz again.
Hey, whenever Cleveland gets that Ikea…
And on the wedding night, Chris and Liz well share some naughty Night Cheese
Wow…I guess I missed a lot when I stopped watching last season. Damn it…now I’m gonna have to watch it from the beginning again
This season has been better. Even late last season had some pretty decent episodes. They decided to stop phoning it in and go out funny.