What? No. Charlie Sheen? Martin’s kid? He did what now?
Charlie Sheen threatened to shoot a man to death with a Super 90 semi-automatic shotgun … this according to a police report filed with the LAPD … TMZ has learned.
The man told police he had a bad falling out with Charlie recently … and learned that Sheen vented about him in a text to a woman that read, “I’ll blow his head off with my Super 90.” [TMZ]
Get right outta town. I mean, he seems so reasonable and level-headed. And he’s so funny on that show! Are you sure we’re talking about the same guy? Charlie Sheen? The dude who was in Major League? Really? And you’re 100% on this?
Huh. Color me surprised.
UPDATE: Here is a video of some dude firing a Super 90.
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Even the picture makes you wonder how he could do that…
A Benelli Super 90? Hey, Charlie, how about you buy American next time!
(Them Eye-Talians do make a good scatter gun, though)
Been at it a while.
Of course, the best Italian choice is the Lupara.
He sent this text not to the intended victim, but some woman? Clearly he was just tryin’ to get laid.
I know he thinks he’s a hot shot, but he really needs to work on his anger management.
…I’ll show myself the way out.
If someone threatens to shoot you, do they have to say ‘to death’? It seems obvious. It’s like saying, ‘Im gonna beat the shit outta you, into unconciousness’.