The Drummer From Your Mom’s Favorite Band Will Be On ‘Game Of Thrones’ (And The Morning Links)

Nope! Not Anal C*nt’s Tim Morse! According to EW, Coldplay’s Will Champion, the man to the right you see above staring at nothing (potential Coldplay song?), “will play a drummer…This is actually the second famous musician to appear on Thrones in the upcoming season. Snow Patrol’s Gary Lightbody was cast in a cameo role that hasn’t yet been officially described.” OK, but can Chris Martin play “Dead Convict #3,” please? (Via)

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