No longer will Criss Chros spill his paperclips all over Liz Lemon’s face out of wedlock.
Fans of 30 Rock might have reasonably assumed that Lemon, the harried TV producer played by Tina Fey, would ride out the series’ seventh and final season as a perennial bachelorette unlucky in love. But Fey, who is also the creator and producer of the NBC comedy, clearly thought otherwise.
In the 30 Rock episode airing Nov. 29, Lemon will wed [James Marsden's Criss Chros]. (Via)
Oh god, I hope no one snags the tampons on the gift registry before me. Dennis Duffy and Dr. Drew Baird and Floyd DeBarber and Wesley Snipes and Steven Black and Carol Burnett and Gretchen Thomas and Astronaut Mike Dexter and Jamie and Conan O’Brien and Grizz and Danny Baker and Gavin Volure and Stewart LaGrange and James Franco (and therefore, Kimiko) are all going to be SO jealous. Man, Liz has sure dated a lot of people — some might even say she’s a “whore.” Which is a word you’d never never use for a man. God, I hope someone writes a TV show spoofing society’s dumb gender double standards. Starring a fart doctor.
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Not gonna lie. I’m a little jealous.
I always figured she would end up getting married with Jack.
You are everything that’s wrong with TV audiences.
You and my sister, who thought that Will and Grace would get together by the end of the series.
To be fair he said “figured” not “hoped”. I figured she would end the series single, I hoped that she would marry David Cross, because that guy is never not funny.
For the record, Will and Grace would have made a much better couple than those extras they ended up getting married with!
I forgot that she had hooked up with Grizz. I guess you do go back sometimes.
Jenna sings. Kenneth hosts the bachelor party with Tracy. Tracy also officiates because he became a minister in the same church as Samuel Jackson and Al Roker. Jack is the bridesmaid. Jack is the best man.
SO. MUCH. HAM.
Although no one is allowed to call Jack the best man because it’s insulting to think it’s a one-time position that he only holds on a wedding day.
It’s not a Lemon bachelor party without old Dick
“Jack is the bridesmaid. Jack is the best man.”
It’s a Jack-off.
HAM.
What body part is Ham going to be missing this time.
It’s going to be awesome when Jean Grey shows up and mind blasts Lemon into ashes.
His name is Criss Chros? What the butt? When did they reveal this little nugget or info? Could I be asking any more questions? Maybe?
Pete Wells, I presume?
His first appearance, I believe, when Jack was interrogating her about her then-mystery boyfriend.
Liz Lemon is my spirit animal.
I’m assuming that Dr. Drew Baird will show up and steal her away.
What? This is James Marsden we’re talking about, he never gets the girl.
This was quite a spoiler. That’s the first time I’ve ever used the term but that was a spoiler. You should have said so.