
Last year, when I wrote the post, 7 Things About “The League” Cast that You Probably Didn’t Know, one of the things that I mentioned was that Katie Aselton — who is married to the guy who plays Pete (Mark Duplass) — was Miss Teen for the state of Maine growing up. I took a certain pride in this because I live in Maine, and along with Anna Kendrick, Aselton solidifies our reputation as the leader of home-grown cute, spunky women of Hollywood (holla!). One thing I couldn’t find despite literally MINUTES of searching on the Internet was video or photographic proof that Aselton was indeed Miss Maine.
I can now close that chapter in my life, as Lobster Mobster, via the Something Awful Forums, has unearthed video evidence of the 1995 Miss Teen USA Pageant.
The first video is of the 50 Contestants introducing themselves, and I’ll save you the brain cells by directing you toward the 4:15 mark, where Katie — unlike the other contestants who use their time to promote themselves — gives a shout out to her friends back home. DO NOT watch the other contestants, as I had to sit through the first four minutes to find Katie Aselton, and a fifth minute would’ve forced me eat a gun.
This clip — at the 1:28 mark — is Katie Aselton’s bikini competition section. Before leaving your remarks, please remember that, at the time, Aselton was only 17 years old. Ick.
Who knew that, just 17 years later, that bored teenager would be making tit whiskey on a fantasy-football sitcom?




Possibly my favorite TV wife.
How many TV wives do you have?
**folds fingers Mr. Burns style**
All of them
This dude wins the internet.
goon squad, reprazent
“Was Miss Teen Maine In 1995″
[puts on former state pageant producer for the Miss USA system hat]
It’s “Miss Maine Teen USA.” Sorry. We all have our pet peeves.
[takes off former state pageant producer for the Miss USA system hat. Burns it]
Gross.
I always imagined Dustin as a home-grown cute, spunky woman of Hollywood, I’m just glad that my
fantasiesassumptions are now justified.I will now be reading everything Dustin writes with a Stephen King Maine accent.
“Ayuh, grew up just noth ah Bah Habah. Cold aza witches tit in them paats.”
//spent formative years in Rhode Island
Also, for what it’s worth, the contestant from Missouri that year, Melana Scantlin (6:50), was the girl on the first season of Average Joe. She’s also on E! News from time to time.
Just some more TV-related relevance. Ok, I’m done.
That’s my mom you’re talking about.
WOW! That’s more than what Dustin Made this month!
Ever feel burdened by money?
Everyday
17 is legal bro, this isn’t a morality contest.
I’m a big supporter of Katie’s teenage difficulties. I too was a teenager and, yes, it was difficult. So many choices, only one future. Lucky Charms or Cheerios? I’m going back to bed.
In the talent segment she was able to distinguish cod from pollock from halibut… blindfolded!
She’s not married to Pete, she’s married to Kevin played by “Stephen Rannazzisi”. You can tell because they’re two completely different people.
Read more slowly.
Her *character* is married to Kevin. But she — that is Katie Aselton, not Jenny MacArthur — is married in real life to Mark Duplass, who plays Pete.
Hang on, so you’re saying that Matthew Perry and Matt LeBlanc aren’t REALLY friends?
(Yeah, my bad – reading comprehension is not my strong suit. Snarky poorly researched comments – my forte)
Here’s my question, did SA find this because she’s in “The League”, or did they find this because they’re creepers?
It was posted into The League thread, not a “hey, here’s some teen ladies!” thread
No worries, I was joking. One can’t just let Something Awful slide without a creeper joke.
oh, no doubt, SA is horrifying outside of a few subforums.
Formica was a Judge? Evidently, ceramic was above these trivial contests.
Viewed 5 seconds of the introductions, but watched ALL of the swimsuit competition. i make no apologies.
(Starts googling Miss Teen Iowa 1995 in hopes she went into porn).
(finds out shes went into corn)
/apologies for the pun
Aselton was first runner up. Impressive … Bikini. This was pre-shaving, I see.
Watching that I felt like the guy in Little Miss Sunshine who cheered and fistpumped the kiddie pageant
Disclaimer: ‘Fistpumped the kiddie pageant’
No innuendo intended
OH MY FUCKING GOD, SHE LOOKS JUST LIKE EVIE FROM OUT OF THIS WORLD!
I was thinking the older sister (Josie Davis) from Charles in Charge.