Are you a fan of things that look very normal? GREAT! Then you are sure to enjoy this picture of former Full House star Mary-Kate Olsen and her 42-year-old French boyfriend, Olivier Sarkozy (half-brother of former French president Nicolas Sarkozy), sharing a totally unremarkable and regular moment at the Knicks game on Friday. Yup, nothing notable or creepy at all here, that’s for sure. Just two people who look romantically appropriate for each other enjoying your standard public display of affection.
I’ll tell you what this definitely doesn’t remind me of: Those Pepé Le Pew cartoons where a black cat accidentally gets white paint on her back and the overly-amorous French skunk proceeds to stalk and sexually assault her for the next four or five minutes while she desperately attempts to get away. Nope. Doesn’t remind me of that at all. In fact, I don’t even know why I’m mentioning it. Probably wasn’t even worth bringing up, now that I think about it.
Image via James Devaney/Wire
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On the bright side, at least she didn’t look like Skeletor’s daughter, which is how I usually describe how her or and her sister normally look like when pictures are now taken of them.
Definitely doesn’t remind me of a cleaned up Tig well on his way to burning a prostitute. Not at all.
“I will suck your youth out through your temple. Though this would be easier with a straw.”
At least she seems into it.
Not pictured: Chris Hansen.
How rich is he?
Rich enough for Mary-Kate Olsen.
I’m more interested in hearing about the madcap series of events that resulted in her ending up with a white stripe painted down her back.
I didn’t mean it that way, but there’s a very gross interpretation of what I just wrote.
I think you can figure out what lead up to that, Zack.
“Watch ze Carmelo-run offense. I said watch eet!”
The sad thing is this isn’t even the creepiest story Uproxx has posted today, what with the Elmo pederasty scandal and all.
Also, I can’t believe I actually typed “Elmo pederasty scandal”.
“Does all zee sweating and squeeking and balls bounzing remind you uff anyzing, my turtle-dove? Mmm Mmm MMMMMm.”
How many licks does it take to get to the center of a toosie-roll tootsie pop?
One
Two-who
Three.
Three.
*CRACK*
It took me way too long to figure out that the picture was new and not from Full House
Isn’t the truly creepy part is that he’s from France?
She’s like 25, right? When you boys are 43, you’ll be chasing 25-year-old urchins too–if you have the dough.
/been there, done that, huge mistake
To be fair, she always looks terrified and tiny with huge deer in the head lights eyes, like a precious moments doll held at gun point but that guy should probably stop holding her head to his face so much before someone calls CPS.
The sex-trade; alive and well and right under
our nosesOliver Sarkozy’s nose.