Seeing as it is all but certain that Two and a Half Men star Angus T. Jones will leave the noted filth-delivery mechanism at the end of this season, it should come as no surprise that producers are starting to look for a potential replacement. Who is the frontrunner, you ask? I’ll give you a hint: She’s pretty cool.
“There are talks to replace Angus and the perfect person would be Miley Cyrus,” the insider revealed. “The episodes that she appeared on brought in the highest ratings of the season. One possibility is that she could easily be written into the show to go to college.”
“When she was on set she, was pleasant and very enjoyable to work with,” they said. “She won everyone over. Now the whispers are growing louder. People involved in the show want Miley to replace Angus.” [Celeb Buzz]
When reached for comment on the reports, Cyrus said, “Oh, wow. You know, my first appearance on the show was so crazy. Everybody seemed so famous. My tummy was turnin’, and I was feelin’ kinda homesick. It was too much pressure and I was feelin’ nervous. That’s when Ashton turned on the radio. And the Jay-Z song was on.”
And the Jay-Z song was on…
AND THE JAY-Z SONG WAS OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOONNNNNNNNNNNN…
SO I PUT MY HANDS UP, THEY’RE PLAYIN’ MY SONG. THE BUTTERLIES FLY AWAY.
I’M NODDIN’ MY HEAD LIKE “YEAH.” MOVIN’ MY HIPS LIKE “YEAH.”
GOT MY HANDS UP, THEY’RE PLAYIN’, MY SONG. I KNOW I’M GONNA BE OKAY.
YEEEAAAH, IT’S A PARTY IN THE U.S.A.
YYYYYYYYYEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH, IT’S A PARTY IN THE U.S.A.
That song will be in your head all day now. You are very welcome.
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I think of at least one problem that’ll arise from replacing a boy with a girl on ‘Two and a Half Men’
Two and a Half
Nah, she plays a hermaphrodite.
Haven’t you read the Bible? Women are basically just half-men….
I hate you, Danger.
XOXO
UGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGH.
*deep breath*
UGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGH.
*deep breath*
UGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGH.
*deep breath*
UGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGH.
Big Angus T Jones fan?
Sorry, I was recording my No Limit debut.
Welp, now I have to spend all day photoshopping a faux-Burnsy into a Platinum Tank. You go to hell, stupid day job!
nah-nah na-na
i’m still waiting on that photoshop…
I karaoke’d that. Yes, I was drunk, why do you ask?
No shame, no shame.
Are they going to change the name of the show to 2 Men, 1 Trainwreck?
That’s not nice to say about Aston Kutcher.
That song is infinitely funnier if you imagine the Jay-Z song she gets excited about is “Brooklyn’s Finest” with Biggie.
I really have to credit her appearance on that show for rekindling my interest in banging her.
Damn you GUERERROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
I vastly prefer party and bullshit in the USA
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I’ve perposely never watched a full episode of that show in my life, and I would *totes* watch an episode with Miley. Her voice just cracks me up, talking through her nose like she do. She’s like an anthropomorphized pug, physically and mentally. Are her eyes crossed? Because that would be the best.
And if she wants to run around flashing side-boob every other scene? Icing on the cake.
I recall a simpler time when I had no fucking clue who Angus T. Jones was. I really miss those days.
he sounds like a member of the IRA
This is a worse idea than her haircut.
I am not familiar with this “Jay Z” and his music.. sounds mexican. I don’t listen to to mariachi bands anymore…
+1
Does this mean she’s coming out as half man? I knew it!
whoa there, when did she get those…
I don’t mind, but not as the character she portrayed, she was horrible.. T_T
Miley Cyrus might be an evil genius. It seems as though she’s been plotting this for a while now. She leaves her girly show, starts becoming rebellious and reckless (like a teenage boy), then she proceeds to cut her hair (INTO BOY HAIR), then she goes on the most popular show on television and starts playing with Angus T. Steak’s head until she is able to usurp his half-man throne.
Talk about playing the long game.
You bastard…
I don’t care what you say, I’d still hit it.
in a heartbeat
The only Two and a Half Men I care about are the Lannisters.
Two and a Quarter Men. Also, joke’s on you, Danger — I kind of liked that song.
as long as she keeps wearing that type of clothing i’m A OK with it. Alan has always been my favorite, but lately, especially last season they made him out to be a moronic goon.
Can she just replace Anus Jones and play the same character? And just never address it and refer to her as Jack or whatever that shitheads name is?
Fat, stupid, sorry son of a bitch. Keep your fat mouth shut dummy. Finish the season, for which you get paid like 4 times my yearly salary per episode and then quit and give your puckered asshole to Jesus. He’ll still be there waiting, motard.
What’s the over/under on this religious cult scamming him out of all his money?
Vegas line is 3 months.
How about just canceling the show all together?!?!?
That’s a good idea indeed, Charlie.