
One of my favorite episodes of The Simpsons is season six’s “Sideshow Bob Roberts,” in which Robert Underdunk Terwilliger Jr. is elected the mayor of Springfield, thanks to some illegal help from Edgar Neubauer and other deceased residents of the town. Just listing quotes and references from the episode make me laugh: Only Turkeys Have Left Wings, “spendocrat,” “smellfare program,” “Yes, ma’am. Sideshow Bob, yakking it up on the old yak box,” “Well, despite, Bart’s objections, the people of South Africa can now vote in free democratic elections,” and, of course, “the next mayor of Springfield,” a bubbling water cooler. *golf clap*
“Bob Roberts” is sharp, smart, cruel to both liberals and conservatives, and uproariously funny, all things that the overly obvious video below, in which Mr. Burns endorses Mitt Romney for president, with some help from Seamus, is not. Still love you, Simpsons, and I’ll even defend recent episodes of the show (watch last season’s “The Book Job”), but please, no more politics. Or episodes about Lady Gaga. Or Moe as a demon who has kinky sex with Homer in a Paranormal Activity parody (that happened). In other words, I’m going to watch “Bob Roberts” for the 86th time, and pretend the last decade didn’t happen. And that’s the TOOTH (eh, close enough).
BONUS CLIP!



Councilman Les Wynan ought to do more thinkin and less whinin.
Ah beat me to it, bravo… uh uh…. move your goldern house, son?
MAAAATLOOCCCKK!!
Birchibald T. Barlow’s uncomfortable stammering and tie loosening when Lisa calls him out in court always kills me. I wish there was a way to type out the noises he makes
The line, “I can’t believe a convicted felon would get so many votes and another convicted felon would get so few” pretty much sums up how I feel about politics. Great episode
Yes. YES!
I’m surprised it’s taken this long for them to goof on Romney.
If there is one word to describe Simpsons Season Whogivesafuck, it is “relevant.”
I know you guys are in love with the “book job” episode from last year, but “Holidays of Future Passed” was probably the best simpsons episode in the past few years. Incredibly under rated because its a holiday episode.
Mmmmm, Meat Romney and Broccoli Obama… *drool*
Screw this noise, when is the next Tapped Out update coming?
“I like the human touch.”
Without a Mayor Quimby, our town would really sink,
We wouldn’t have a tire yard, or a mid-size roller rink.
We wouldn’t have our gallows, or our shiny Bigfoot trap,
It’s not the mayor’s fault that the stadium collapsed.
Quimby. If you were running for mayor, he’d vote for you.
Paid for by the “Mayor Quimby for Mayor” Mayoral Committee.
Mayor Quimby supports revolving door prisons. Mayor Quimby even released Sideshow Bob, a man twice convicted of attempted murder.
Can you trust a man like Mayor Quimby?
Vote Sideshow Bob for mayor.
And stay outta Riverdale!!
Deep down, we really DO want a Republican to run our lives and tell us what to do!
Don’t worry, Mitt, they’re saying “BoooUrns!!”
Sure your guilty conscience may force you to vote democratic. But deep down you yearn for a cold hearted Republican who will lower taxes, brutalize criminals and rule you like a king!