A brief scene from the Megan Fox/Brian Austin Green household.
Green: “Hey, honey, can you stop playing my copy of One Stop Carnival — featuring such hits as ‘Da Drama’ and ‘Beauty and Da Beats’ with production by the Pharcyde’s Slimkid3 — and come here a second?”
Fox: *blank stare*
Green: “You know how I have this new show on TBS, The Wedding Band, right?
Fox: *blank stare*
Green: Why, yes, it IS very funny. Well, it’s like Party Down, if it was produced by Snappy Madison, Happy Madison’s direct-to-DVD equivalent. We need a ratings boost, so would you mind wearing something se—
Fox: *rips shirts off to reveal rubber oven burners on her breasts*
Green: Wait, how are you already wearing the costume?
/house explodes in giant Michael Bay-esque fireball
//silvery goo slithers out of the inferno, carrying One Stop Carnival on vinyl
THE END…? Anyway, Megan Fox talks about Elvish and wears a warrior princess costume during this Friday’s episode of The Wedding Band, starring Austin Green and, oh God, Harold Perrineau. Shame. I was excited to get to know Damon Pope more over the next 83 seasons of Sons of Anarchy.
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Michael Bay’s specific brand of Hollywood vengeance for those that cross him/don’t have sex with him when he asks is SWIFT.
It’s hard to think of any kind of vengeance that would be worse than having sex w/ Michael Bay.
Well at least their stupid baby hasn’t ruined her… yet
I was looking for info on Acer netbooks when I found Mrs. Green on their website. Using the product. What, was Jennie Garth unavailable?
Sorry, Mrs *Austin* Green.
Don’t you ever, EVER buy an acer. Those are the biggest pieces of shit of all-time.
Thatsamare speaks the truth!
You’ll end up replacing it a lot sooner than you would a better brand. Look elsewhere, and don’t be fooled by the low prices on Acer.
It’s cheap because it’s shit.
Seriously though…. wtf is Harold Parrineau doing on this show?
*Perrineau
Blame WAAAAAAALLLLLLLLLLLLTTTTTTTTTT
I get the whole “would bang” Megan Fox thing, because, well, I’d totally give up chocolate or meat forever if it meant a night with her. But, as I listen to her talk, how the holy hell can anyone marry that woman? Jesus, she can barely speak! Being around that woman all the time, not being unable to talk to her just sounds so terrible.
She says words??