‘South Park’ Replicated Obama’s Victory Speech, Right Down To The Flag Hair Lady (And The Morning Links)

Amazing episode, quick turnaround, clever plot twist, poor Butters, I want a tauntaun, etc., but I’d like to apologize for 14-year-old me, who made approximately 345 of the one million “General Tso is chicken” jokes. It made sense then. GIFs from “Obama Wins!” below.

Eddie Izzard Really Appreciates The Time Someone Bought Him A Castle — (Uproxx)

Anthony Bourdain Goes On A Dead-Hooker Twitter Tirade — (WG)

Paul Thomas Anderson wants to a make a full-blown comedy like Airplane — (Film Drunk)

The Political Victory Nobody Is Talking About: Kate Upton’s Uncle Won His Election — (With Leather)

Funny, Sexy, And Awesome Cosplay Of The Week — (Gamma Squad)

Wyclef And Will.i.am Are The Exact Same Person, America — (Smoking Section)

Peyton Manning Is The Smartest Businessman Alive And An Indirect Weed Profiteer — (KSK)

The Top 26 Things I Want From The Wedding Of Leslie Knope — (Pajiba)

Nine Year-Old Girl Dominates Boys Football League — (BuzzFeed)

When Victoria’s Secret Rescued The National Guard — (Mental Floss)

7 Sites You Should Be Wasting Time On Right Now — (Huffington Post)

Eight Movies To Play On A First Date If You Are Looking To Scare Someone Away — (Unreality Mag)

Romney’s First Draft of Last Minute Concession Speech — (College Humor)

For those who like being watched 24/7 by an attractive Japanese girl, there’s an app for that — (Fark)

Skater Has a Multi-Round Bout with a Set of Stairs. Stairs Win in a Landslide — (Bro Bible)

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