Many of the major cable dramas these days are taking up incest threads (including, perhaps, the most twisted storyline of 2012), but leaving it to The League and Rafi to make incest hilarious. And really f**king icky, bro. Last night’s episode was solid, but not spectacular, and while I love that The League uses Rafi sparingly, he’s easily been the highlight of the last two episodes.
In last night’s ep, Taco found that he’d inadvertently gotten himself into a relationship, Kevin’s Mom — who isn’t anti-Semititic, Taco swears — renames Kevin and Jenny’s daughter Elizabeth, Rafi takes Baby Geoffrey to swim class, and later mistakes a breast pump for an awesome jerk-off machine. Jay Cutler’s wife, Kristin Cavallari, was also in the episode, but I’m going to do my best to ignore that.
Here were the 15 best lines.
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When is Rafi goingto get his own spin-off with Dirty Randy?
Unlike Manny, Rafi is the best!
leave it to the league…they never pull any punches…
This was the best episode of the new season so far.
The last two episodes have been fantastic, I can’t get enough of Rafi. I love the swim-n-stab methodology.
something about the name “Baby Geoffry” never ceases to make me laugh
We need way more Rafi appearances
If Sofia were my sister I would probably make out with her too.
there’s only one way to settle this
*unzips pants*
Pete is so smarmy
Rafi is a real American hero.
I’ve got to agree with Rafi, a place with mothers and children is exactly where I would attack, because, honestly, what are the chances moms and kids have knives?
I always wonder how much of the show is scripted and how much is improv. Because I can see them just having fun sometimes.
Deleted scene, Rafi is the best: [www.facebook.com]
Matching tattoos.
On our dicks.
Of the Twin Towers.
Oh, wait, no, because then terrorists will target our dicks.
he biggest knock on this show right now for me is the extremely forced football talk. It’s like a football mad libs.I am beautiful woman and I love good man…..inter racial romance is my dream… so I joined —blackwhitePlanet.С0M—–it’s where to- connect with beautiful and excellent people!
was on against . He made look like .Rafi continues to make a case for the best character on TV. And they use him just sparingly enough that you don’t get tired of him
How this show is not nominated for an Oscar…I will never understand…..oh shit I mean Grammy.
Rafi has definitely become the best character on the show.
I am behind on this season of the League! DVR here I come this weekend!
I like how during the Rafi Bomb, he made damn sure to get his taint right in the camera. I appreciate that kind of dedication to his craft.
I enjoy any Rafi appearances.
Rafi bombs are the best kind of bombs.
Seems like he manages to get his taint into most of his appearances!
If history were a little bit different, this could have been Hurricane Rafi!
Of course Rafi has a human sized cage
Who said it was human sized? He just said he has a cage.
Great now I have an image of Rafi trying to shove the swim teacher into a hamster cage.
I’d be willing to bet Raffi has both a human size and a medium sized dog cage. It just depends on how freaky he wants to be.
I don’t know if we are supposed to want to hang out with Rafi, or not.
Was the mom last night almost over the top annoying? I can’t imagine ever letting an in law giving me that much crap…(and yes I understand in the framework of the show she might even be considered the most realistic……..but still)
Disappointed with the episode all around actually. She was super annoying, tall guy should have told her to shut up a couple times, what with renaming their kid and everything.
So anal about drinking etc and she ended up smoking pot, like that’s not even clever..
loved last night…. classy rafi material…
The line about not liking Kite’s “because she thinks they are dangerous” had me on the floor… second best to only… anything that ever came out of Rafi’s mouth.
Rafi, can you read?
“I get by”
Green means go
Red means stop.
Yellow’s the other one.
I never wanted that exchange to end
best convo of the episode
Rafi just owned last night. So many good lines that just killed.
How many of these kids do you think are going to survive this class?
Green means go, red means stop, yellow is the other one..
If you’re doing your job right; only the strong survive.
This was a good way for me to not think about smoking. Laughs!
Thanks to Something Awful forums member mcbexx here’s a bug-eyed Rafi to haunt your dreams and stab you (Not in the dreamscape, just regular stabs)
I always forget that Uproxx enlarges pictures so now it looks all crappy.
/falls down, five apples spill from bag
Red!
Did it cross anyone else’s mind that Taco carries around apples to measure Smurfs?
Sadly, no, it did not.
Rafi continues to make a case for the best character on TV. And they use him just sparingly enough that you don’t get tired of him
Indeed. If the day ever comes when I don’t say “Oh shit” when he appears on screen, they may have gone too far.
Although to be fair I’m not sure too much Rafi is possible.
The biggest knock on this show right now for me is the extremely forced football talk. It’s like a football mad libs.
was on against . He made look like .
wow i forgot dont use brackets in your text i was making a mad lib and it disappeared… i suck im going to bed.
I actually think it’s gotten better and less dated with each season. Ostensibly the league is what keeps this misfits together so they need to include some level of FF talk and it seems less forced than it used to.
The actual football is just context to further the plot and jokes. Honestly I think it was just a way to get guys to watch in the first place – and it worked.
I think they need to put in all these forced cameos. Meeting a new football star (or his wife) every week is just ridicules.
As long as they limit the fantasy football specifics of individual players and just make them do scumbaggy things to avoid missing football on Sunday or to have them plot against one another, I’m good with it.
I don’t mind the references, but the cameos can get annoying. It really drags down the flow when a guy who gets paid to run with a ball is plowing through his lines.
But I did like JJ’s cameo. As a Giants fan, I love anything that further embarrasses the Cowgirls.
Need the return of Dirty Randi
the dude that looks like an illiterate wolverine?
I think it would be awesome to go out for a drink with Raffi and Jean Ralphio and just watch them interact. I’d be like Jane Austin and those monkeys, except less sexy.
Goodall? Or did I not read Pride and Primates? Sense and Simians?
(Sorry, I’m a big ol’ jerk)
Did she write “Pride, Prejudice and Monkey Loving”?
The fact that that hasn’t happened on Comedy Bang Bang yet is surprising.
Wow. Thanks guys I think I need to make more mistakes more often. Better laughs than I could have created on purpose.
If MTV’s the State taught me anything it is that “Monkeys don’t do it, they make-a love”
@Lobster Mobster: You forgot her most underrated classic “Simiansfield Park”
JJTB – Damn, you’re right!
“Pride, Prejudice and Monkey Loving”
That’s a fantasy football team name if I’ve ever heard one
It’s the other locked, Taco.
I sell Mom pot all the time!
Serious problem, no mention whatsoever of the line: “and there were just titties scattered everywhere”
Sophia Ruxin; forever unclean!!!
This….isdefinitely what the “Sophia Ruxin Phwauquaphee” image is SUPPOSED to say.
I could watch a whole episode just devoted to Ruxin’s reaction faces
Somone needs to make a supercut, stat.
Oh Rafi, you beautiful pervert. Welcome back.
I love the commitment to continually using the wrong names; Brian, Tall Guy, etc
and the asian wife
Who is white
Rafi & Ruxin on the couch scene was definitely one of my favorite parts of the episode because of that back and forth.
(Plus you could tell at certain points they were both trying not to laugh)
I’m pretty sure Ruxin shrieks out “Sophia Ruxin, forever uncleeeeeeeean!”.
This is correct, he was just gagging at the time.
I knew it was coming too. Once Rafi started making out with her I said “Sofia Ruxin, forever unclean.” As soon as I finished saying that Ruxin said it.
I thought they were gonna go with “some things you can’t unsee bro”
Rafi is probably my favorite character on TV right now
His insane “Vietnam” flashbacks last week were amazing, plus I can really imagine him actually living out there. Also his line to Pete after shooting him: “Sorry Tall Guy”
War Boner!
GATTTTTACA!
If he saw that movie, he wouldn’t be saying that.
I think I wouldn’t have to get very drunk to get at Rafi.
Jon Lajoie can get it, that’s for damn sure. Especially when he speaks French. [www.youtube.com]
I wanna get drunk on tit whiskey. Especially Jenny’s.
Seconded
Best episode of the season so far. Easily.
Am I crazy or did Taco’s apartment look exactly like Andre’s?
Taco did get his nut, after all, so he can afford a high-class plastic surgeon’s pad.
I’ll ignore your swipe at J-Cutty’s babe, bro. But it didn’t make much sense to steal her breast milk with the hopes of raising Chalupa Batman as a QB.
Agree. It’s not like Smokin’ Cutler lactated in those things. OR DID HE?
“Jay would you like to be on the League”…
“DONNNN’TTTT CAAARRRREEEE!, Kristin will do it”
Chalupa Batman might be able to make quarterback. At least at the junior high level.
Jason Mantzoukas just looks like a filthy dirty hobo most of the time. And, it’s awesome.
Are we sure he isn’t?
He said his look is called “Homeless Al-Qaeda”.
Sorry I would have been the first comment on this post but I just could not find a sitter.
You don’t have any kids!
Oh so that doesn’t work here
Marshawn Lynch for Wes Welker is actually a pretty decent trade
Agree- I really do think the football talk has gotten more timely and more true to real fantasy discussions. I don’t know how they pulled off the Ogletree discussion a couple weeks back.
Chazz – I assume they just waited for week one to do something and film a last-minute scene
Taco’s whole tour of his apartment was stellar.
Lucky there’s not a Rafi badge or I would quit my job and post all day.
You’re in trouble, cause there is one.
Pretty sure we made one.
GATTACA
“Jerk off party? Let’s do this. I like where this is going”
Yes, easily one of the top 5 funniest lines from last night.
Oh my jeebus yes. Still making me laugh just reading it.