
Everyone here knows — because you’re sophisticated, intelligent, and informed television viewers who skip past the Alison Brie GIFs and read Warming Glow for the articles — that The Walking Dead and Sons of Anarchy regularly whip network television’s ass in the ratings. In fact, on many weeks, in the 18-49 demo, The Walking Dead is the top rated show on ALL of television. But there’s another show, not too far below Sons of Anarchy in the ratings, on A&E that’s also besting much of network television on Wednesday nights. It’s not a show about pawn shops, hoarders, or parking tickets, either.
The show is called Duck Dynasty, and honest to God, until I read this article on Variety, I’d never heard of the show. The thing about DVRs and streaming media is that, in addition to avoiding commercials, for many of us, channel flipping is also increasingly a thing of the past, unless it’s 3 a.m., and you’re drunk. So, I’m rarely exposed to television shows that I don’t seek out, or that we don’t discuss on television blogs. Duck Dynasty fits into the category, yet there are millions of others who watch this show. In fact, in the 18-49 demographic, it’s besting both Nashville and Chicago Fire on the networks. Last Wednesday, it was the second highest rated show on all of television, behind only CSI.
I have never heard of it. On the entire Uproxx network of sites, it’s only ever been mentioned twice, by Robopanda paraphrasing Joel McHale’s robot impression of Michael Fassbender’s character in Prometheus on Talk Soup, and in one “What’s On Tonight” listing. Best I can tell, it’s a reality version of Beverly Hillbillies, about a redneck Louisiana family, the Robertsons, who struck it rich when the family began selling duck calls. I guess the show is about the Robertsons’ inability to balance work and pleasure; they have a multi-million dollar organization, but all they want to do is hunt. And eat. And skin things. According to the family patriarch, Phil Robertson, the most important quality in a woman is her ability to cook.
(Source: Variety)



Another of the gazillion reality shows set in my home state. Sigh.
They really do paint us in a very positive light, don’t they?
Around here, you actually do see people get excited when there’s new episodes-a-comin’.
You have Confederacy and Les Miles though. And now that I see those two side by side… I’m not sure that’s a coincidence.
Matriarch is a woman. Phil would be classified as a patriarch unless he has a vagina.
Oh I bet he has a bunch of ‘em stashed all over his barn.
Duck vaginas
Duck Dynasty is the shit around here. (Obvs.) Willie and his wife Korie are appearing at a local private churchy-fundy university (where they graduated from, as did I) next Tuesday, and you’d think the damn queen was coming to town.
I know I’m going to catch flack for this, but this show cracks me up. The scripted storylines are completely unnecessary. But I would definitely follow these guys around just to hear the stupid things that come out of their mouths.
I hate myself for it but it is entertaining
“Gotta treat the bees like you treat your women, blow a little smoke in em”
Generally agree with the above. The scripted nature of the show drives me crazy but there are a few quote gems that make it all worth while.
I’ve heard it mentioned a lot — I think McHale talks about it semi-regularly on The Soup, and I guess I’ve heard it mentioned on talk shows or things like that — but I think I’ve never actually watched a clip or looked into it at all, so I kind of thought that it didn’t actually exist, and was just some ridiculous made-up name that gained popularity to the point of being mentioned by different people on different shows. Reality TV is just too prolific to keep up with these days, even in terms of mere cognizance.
I have been under the same umbrella, my extended family (mostly farmers), are always talking about it at get togethers. I think it might be my older brother’s favourite show, and to his credit he looks like he has been prepping for an audition for this very show his entire life. But I only ever hear tell, and never see, it becomes like the sasquatch in that respect. I also was shocked this week to learn that there actually is a show about parking cops, so perhaps it is I who leads the sheltered existence.
Does “Second highest-rated show” include all of its repeats? I know that each episode is shown like a dozen times each week, so it would make sense if they combined the total viewers.
I watched a bit last season, but the acting is terrible. They advertised the hell out of this in movie theaters.
Am I the only person who heard “Duck Dynasty” and immediately thought there had to have been a successful coup dethroning Scrooge McDuck?
Or it’s about the reign of P King Duck.
Duck Dynasty, while completely scripted. is effing hilarious. It’s like having a tv show where every character is Ron Swanson. Each family member is nothing but deadpan delivery of some of the funniest off the wall shit you can think of.
i agree. Its like watching Airplane or Naked Gun. Its just fun and you don’t have to expend much energy to watch.
While I find most reality shows to be the AT&T of television I actually don’t mind Duck Dynasty. I don’t watch it but I don’t wish it sterilized it’s viewers either.
At least now I can act knowledgeable when someone says, “your beard makes you look like one of those fellas on Duck Dynasty!” THANKS, UPROXX!
This show is pretty great for the yokels and the ridiculous lines uttered by said yokels.
Horribly unwatchable.
I have seen a bazillion commercials for this so I’m shocked when people have never heard of it.
I’ve watched one episode. It seemed like typical reality fare in that there was an engineered plot that obviously wasn’t created organically by the cast. I will say that the guys themselves are all fairly nice-seeming guys, if somewhat hairy and a little too innured of being rednecky, and a couple of them are legitimately funny.
Still, manufactured plots in reality shows cause me to change the channel every time.
The night of Chargers-Saints SNF game, they ran a marathon of this. I had never seen it before and haven’t seen it since, but that night, I watched 4 straight hours of it. I was so enthralled by it that I ended up only watching SNF during the commercials. Not only are some of these guys legitimately funny, but for the most part they’re much more self-aware than the characters of most other reality shows.
Can they get Kevin Clash a job?
The show is just plain fun to watch. That is all it needs to be.
You know how many kids here in the south went dressed as one of these good ol’ boys for Halloween? A duckload. (*snort)
Seriously, I know some very well educated, one percenters that do not miss this show. Personally, I’ve never seen it.
I’ve seen this show once or twice and I’ll say this. The Duck Dynasty bros are the only reality show people I’d want to hang out with in real life.*
*Hot chicks don’t count.
Naturally. “Hang out with” does not equal “have sex with”.
Brother on the left is actually Thomas Magnum. He filled out the beard after Robin Masters kicked him out of Hawaii
Greatest beards since Katie Holmes.
*Waits for high five*
DON’T GET SUCKED INTO THIS SHOW!
Moonshiners or gtfo
I really wanted subtitles when 2 of these guys were on Conan