
Less than a month after Sesame Street‘s Kevin Clash went on Brian Lehrer’s radio show as (Not Anti-Semitic) Elmo to calm the nerves of children who were displaced and frightened by Hurricane Sandy, and was rightfully called a national treasure for it, he’s now being accused of having sex with a 16-year-old boy, while he was 45. Today’s episode of life is brought to you by the letters “F” and “U” because everything is awful.
Kevin Clash — the man known as the voice of Elmo — has taken a leave of absence from Sesame Street in the wake of allegations he had a sexual relationship with a 16-year-old boy, TMZ has learned … allegations Clash adamantly denies.
We’ve learned … Sesame Workshop lawyers recently met with a 23-year-old man who claims he and Clash began a sexual relationship 7 years ago … when he was 16 and Clash was 45.
Clash has acknowledged to TMZ he had a relationship with the young man — but insists it only took place AFTER the accuser was an adult. (Via)
Obviously, we’ll have to wait and see how this plays out, and hopefully [the accuser] is someone who’s never seen an episode of Sesame Street and doesn’t know lying is wrong, but until then, this is the worst scandal to rock The Street since Mama and Papa Bear nearly aborted Baby Bear. Hooper was PISSED.
Also, please don’t make Tickle-Me Elmo jokes. Just…don’t. “Hands up butts” one-liners, too.

(Via TMZ)



No. No no no no no no no no no. This did not happen. WHY ARE YOU TELLING ME THIS, JOSH!?
It’s April Fool’s right? Right?
well, that’s a kick in the gut.
This is what Romney was trying to warn us about, but now its too late, Big Bird is coming for your children, and he won’t be as gentle as Elmo.
When asked why he robbed banks Willy Sutton simply replied “that’s where the money is”
When reached for comment, Romney was all like, “TOLD YA” in his most Aaron Sorkin-esque voice.
The real threat is that red TeleTubby.
Can we take a minute to mark this as the first of what will be 10,000 times Mitt can say “TOLD YA” with complete justification? No? Okay, never mind.
Holy fuck this is depressing.
First you guys take away Corgi Friday from us and now you’re trying to steal our innocence. Not cool. Not cool at all.
I really hope this doesn’t turn into a PSU type scandal were we find out Grover was hiding details from the DA.
The pain! No amount of Alison Brie GIFs or puppy slide shows can undo this
Lets not get carried away, I mean it wouldn’t hurt to try to fix this with Alison Brie GIFs.
DeVito and Pearlman get divorced. Arnett and Poehler get divorced. Elmo had a relationship with a 16-year old. 2012 just needs to end.
The Aztecs were right, this year does mark the end of the world.
Louis CK was wrong. Everything is now the opposite of amazing.
So, a 45 year old man has sex with a 16 year old boy and it’s an “Affair With An Underage Teen”
lol, Child Molester Alert!!
I just watched Being Elmo this weekend and thought man this guy is awesome… The Green Goblin was right We only build heroes up to watch them fall.
Dude. WTF? Why Elmo?! Why!!??
Wow I was having a fantastic morning for the first time in forever, I’m even at work today, this.. this just ruined it. Fuck.
Seconded. Are you fucking KIDDING me?
I keep wanting to crack a joke but everything that comes out just sounds like “:-(“
even your animaniacs post doesn’t make up for this….
“Also, please don’t make Tickle-Me Elmo jokes. Just…don’t. “Hands up butts” one-liners, too.”
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I don’t buy it, but either way this is a shitty way to be forced to come out.
“Forced to come out”….??
I didn’t know he was hidden….
Elmo likes to duck dick…..
And give reach-arounds, too……
Thaaaat’s Elmo’s world…..