
Last week we revisited our unapologetic love for all things Jean-Ralphio just in time for Ben Schwartz’s return to Pawnee. The Ben’s parents episode was one of the best of the season, but even with all the hair sniffing and cash-smacking business presentations I felt like there could have been a bit more of the free-styling entrepreneur who is now “technically homeless.”
Then I reminded myself that you always want to leave ‘em wanting more so I was cool with it. But THEN today our buddy Schwartz shared the below deleted scene and I was like “Kourtney & Kim! This is why I wanted more!” Behold: Your new favorite business venture and the reason I now tell ladies to watch out because “my weiner looks like a butcher’s knife.”
For the record: Graphic Prophylactics > Google Condoms, but SEO demanded this post title.
Via Rejected Jokes



Jean-Ralphio is basically the equivalent of Tween Wave to me. I just understand what about it appeals to you people.
/is a cynical asshole, apparently.
“is a cynical asshole, apparently”
that is correct. he is pure joy.
Jean-Ralphio:Zack as Little Sebastian:Ben
Damn it Hulu, why don’t you work outside of America!
Why don’t you be a real man and move to a real country.
Google a service called unblock-us
It is the best.
Is Parc and Recs really that funny? I’ve heard a lot of mixed reviews
Is chocolate really that delicious? Is sex really that fun?
were all those reviews from 2009?