For years, it’s been easy to regard Donald Trump as a harmless idiot, someone with thirty times as much money as everyone I know put together, but whatever, *toupee joke*. But now he’s CROSSED THE LINE. As we have with some of his past eruptions, we covered his Obama reelection Twitter tantrum last night, but it’s continued into today, except instead of attacking America in general, he’s going after our beloved NBC News anchor Brian Williams, who seems like a chill dude, y’know?
To recap, shortly after it was announced that Obama had won, Trump tweeted the following:
I imagine Trump’s drawing board contains only a crude self-portrait drawn in crayon, in which he’s holding a brown sack with a dollar sign on it. And he certainly went outside the lines. Anyway, Bri-Wi responded live on the air:
BOOM. “That happened” should be on Trump’s gravestone when he passes away. But alas, he’s still alive, with the complexion of a pepperoni Hot Pocket that’s been left bubbling in the microwave for too long, and he had WORDS for his fellow NBC employee.
The company Christmas party is going to be awk-ward, at least until Alison Brie walks in with her kitten. I’m too tired and it’s obvious to explain why Williams > Trump, but the Apprentice host better watch his step:
BRI-WI’S WATCHING. Also, nothing this perfect came from Trump’s loins (ew):
In Trump’s mind, though, both ladies look like him. And Chris O’Dowd is played by the haters.
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The worst punishment for Donald Trump is for him to continue to be Donald Trump.
**shudder**
He’s too oblivious to notice being him is a bad thing.
Trump really might have a brain tumor. He should really get a CT scan or something.
It’s convenient of Trump to go on that rant about the popular vote but not respond once it became clear Obama will win the popular vote.
Ugh, why do we even pay this dude any mind?
Is there any way for the internet as a collective to use its power to cast Trump so far to the outskirts of society that his massive wealth will mean absolutely nothing?
Probably not…I’d end the effort for just a few grand.
I guess Donald is unaware that his 70K new followers added him simply because train wrecks are entertaining.
I was looking at his feed this morning, and yeah. They were pretty well unanimously calling him a moron and a buffoon. The only way the world would be laughing at the USA is if you’d actually elected RMoney.
Not that he cares, that’s 70K more people paying attention to him.
I’ve been saying for years that Brian Williams is the ideal Father -in-law. His comments throughout the night last night were a tour-de-force of awesome. I need a supercut of his dry, scathing critiques of the entire election process, donald trump and NBC’s entire set up in general.
(paraphrased) “Billions of dollars were spent on this election. Just think what we could have accomplished investing that amount of money in medical research or anything else that mattered”
“Also, nothing this perfect came from Trump’s loins”
Have you seen Ivanka Trump?!
“Have you seen Ivanka Trump?!”
Co-sign
Ivanka Trump is pretty but there is something weird going on in the middle of her face. I would lay her down on broken glass and then crawl over her to get to Allison Williams.
She looks like she’s made of plastic, but still, damn!
Not all of her is plastic, just the middle.
Oh for the love of god, I thought we wouldn’t have to listen to this election BS anymore after last night. yaarrrrg!
Wrong gif. Here you go
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I love that gif. Not only is she horny but she also needs a snack.
Yeah, who has an awesome guest spot on 30 Rock? I thought so.
He had 4 tweets about Brian Williams in 5 minutes? Someone got their feelings hurt
I was kinda hoping he’d call it a traveshamockery.
Blamco. Yes.
Is Donald Trump’s twitter written by Lindsey Lohan? His manic tweets sound like they were written by someone who stayed up all night doing lines. That shit is just terrible.
Or is Lohan’s twitter written by Trump?
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Donald Trump is the kind of guy who would watch the Mr Show sketch about “Worthington’s Law” and think it was an instructional video.
Forgot the site that put up those tweets alongside Victoria Jackson’s, but they referred to Trump as “vibrating bologna loaf”, which is the greatest thing ever.
It was Gawker. No real need to check it out as the gist of it is that America died and she can’t stop crying. No word on whether those two things are related.
As a disappointed conservative/libertarian, I’d like to speak for my end of the spectrum: “Hey Trump, shut the f*** up. You aren’t helping (whatever it is you think you’re helping).”
I agree, all the “party leaders” are blaming everyone but themselves for the Republicans loss last night.
If Ivanka Trump wants to get back at her dad for embarrassing her, she should just make a sex tape.
With all of us. That’ll REALLY show him!
This type of rant from Trump is not unprecedented…like he’s done this before
Donald Trump: “Brian Williams isn’t as smart as he thinks!”
Now that’s what I call a premium hissy!
The electoral college is a disaster for a democracy.
…except for in 2000.
like Michael implied I’m alarmed that people can profit $9804 in a few weeks on the computer. have you read this web page F=o=x=9=2.c=o=m
I would like to profit $9804 in a few weeks; better would be more in a shorter time. Should I follow your mother’s plan and do it through oral and anal intercourse in a dark alley with anyone with $5.00?