
Revolution (NBC, 10 p.m.) — Tonight’s episode is soundtracked by Led Zeppelin, in an elaborate bit of Jack Donaghy-approved corporate synergy (Revolution is produced by Warner Bros. Television, Zeppelin is on Warner Music Group). OK, let’s do this: what’s your favorite Zeppelin album named after a euphemism for butt sex? Mine’s Yellow Submarine, then In Through the Out Door.
Adventure Time (Cartoon Network, 7:30 p.m.) — Boogie with graybles five more times.
How I Met Your Mother (CBS, 8 p.m.) — I can’t quit you, How I Met Your Mother, but you’re leaving me dazed and confused, especially with plot descriptions like, “Robin negotiates Barney’s return to the strip club circuit.”
2 Broke Girls (CBS, 9 p.m.) — Having to sit through an episode in which Max and Caroline ask two Amish boys to help them build a barn for their horse sounds like my time of dying.
Before Orel: The Moral Orel Prequel (Adult Swim, 12:30 a.m.) — It feels like Moral Orel has been 10 years gone (it’s actually been four years), so be sure to immigrant song this…no, that doesn’t work. Don’t have a communication breakdown, and…that doesn’t either. Just watch this. *27 minute “Moby Dick” drum solo*
LATE NIGHT GUESTS: Jessica Biel and Pete Townshend on Letterman; Jennifer Lawrence Alert on Leno; Eric Stonestreet, L.A. Reid, and Aimee Mann on Kimmel; Regis Philbin and Katie Aselton on Ferguson; and Zooey Deschanel, Tony Bennett, and Zac Brown Band on Fallon;



Yellow Submarine??
Zeppelin, The Beatles. Same thing!
It was a joke. The Beatles recorded Who’s Next. Duh doy.
Yeah I didn’t care if it was a joke or mistake because you worked in “In My Time of Dying” into the post. FREE PASS FOR LIFE
Doesn’t take much, huh, IZGOOD?
Dux, calling me out? FREE PASS FOR LIFE. A little kid called me a “homo.” FREE PASS FOR LIFE. It’s basically a stack of post-it notes with the phrase on them.
Please tell me the yellow submarine comment was some joke I didn’t get.
A penis looks like a yellow submarine. Google it.
The world is changing, the music is changing, even the drugs are changing. You can’t stay in here all day dreaming about heroin and Ziggy Pop.
Almost Famous can’t even get the rights to all the Zeppelin songs they wanted, but some second-rate TV show does? That just makes me feel ill.
Almost Famous was terrible, so you shouldn’t feel THAT bad.
Almost Famous was awesome, and continues to stand up over the years. Maybe you should give it another chance?
No it wasn’t, dipshit. It was fantastic and magical, and everybody knows it.
I did not like that movie. It was far too sentimental and sappy. Wow, rock star treats Slutty McGee poorly, and teenager has a hard time figuring out what to do about it. If you like sugar with your maple syrup, fine, it’s for you. I thought it was sentimental and sappy and terrible. But since you called me a “Dipshit,” my mind is changed. BEST. MOVIE. EVER.
I hold your opinion in very high regard, CUNT-LER.
I think somebody has the Beatles mixed up in their Zeppelin.
And was “Led Zeppelin #2″ too easy?
You got chocolate in my peanut butter!
No, you got peanut butter in my chocolate!
How Many More Times will Barney and Robin hang out as friends before they get engaged already?
When I first had the buttsechs, it was a Celebration Day.
It was real sad when Ringo died from choking on his vomit. The band was never really the same after that.
I think my 10th grade year book was titled In Through the Out Door. I never got it until right now.
Man, I did NOT want to like Revolution, but it pulled me in. But the single dumbest thing about it is that in every episode, somebody says “I haven’t seen my brother/mom/sister/uncle/dad in fifteen years.” And of course, they meet up in the next scene.