Charlie And Dee Have Virtual Sex
Despite being the brilliant strategist of the episode, this was a fun reminder that big words are hard for Charlie. Also: “Push enter hard? Or slow push and you do your thing? A little circular action?” Keystroke sexual innuendo FTW.
“There’s always so much preamble.”
Me typing words can’t do justice to Dennis, Mac, and Frank — shortly removed from three man dance floor — watching a Dennis sex tape together. I would like to highlight Dennis’s sociopathic rebuttal to Mac’s virtual experience argument though: “I drew this woman in. I styled her hair. I entered her with almost no resistance.”
Frank Is “A Gorgeous Girl With Big Cans” Who Is “Banging All The Fishermen”
Everything about this image wins.
Mac Is Into That
“Or ugly. If they’re sick that’s fine too.” I need a GIF of Mac’s begrudging acceptance of “male or female or whatever it is you like” like yesterday.
Note: All versions of Dennis have the same “get off” face.