Science Is A Liar Sometimes

Just when you’re halfway through an episode and think the donkey brain debate cannot be topped as the highlight, Mac gives a science lesson complete with an evolution meter, famous scientists diagram, and “b*tch” stickers.
Each and every sticker slaps did it for me, but the first one above made me laugh as hard as anything has in 2012. Charlie was swayed as well…

Frank Knows What’s Up

Always take the side of the person whose character is put on trial (and who is also not the defendant).
Forensic Analysis Saves The Day

And with all the consequences being assigned to Dee despite no wrongdoing of her own, Season 8 ends on a perfect note…

Sweet Dee’s GDs really deserve their own supercut. Someone please get on that during the offseason. Until then, drink your Fight Milk and watch your Netflix. It’s been a blast.

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I always knew Aristotle and all those others were just stupid science bitches.
Howerton is destroying it this season. Everyone has been great, but I can really feel the psycopathy these last few episodes.
10 episodes? godammmmit!
Charlie’s Donkey Brains proof was simply genius. I also loved Dee’s “I kinda wish you had a certificate”.
This season , while I never really left, really brought back my love for Sunny. I can’t wait for next season.
Commonwealths: Virginia, Kentucky, Pennsylvania and Massachusetts. The more you know…
I was really enjoying smart Mack
what a great season. not a bad show in the bunch! this episode was great. who eats cereal at a red light anyway?
I will now.
Excellent season! What were they saying about “high spill capacity”? I can’t remember the exact wording, but I’m gonna use that phrase for sure.
I was really hoping for Charlie’s bird law expertise to be brought into question
I was very happy to see Charlie actually successfully be a lawyer when it came to the Donkey Brains argument. I thought for sure Charlie would make up something completely incoherent; which he did; but I was not expecting him to be successful with it. That was great.
The fact that it takes mac 3 hours to make something out of poster board was hilarious
Twice
I thought I liked this episode, but I don’t have a certificate officially authorizing me of not having Donkey Brains…so maybe I’m just some Donkey Brained-idiot. My whole world has been turned upside-down.
Always Sunny, I will miss thee greatly. This season was fucking great.
I wanted more of a reunion type finale, oh well. Still made me shit bricks when they slapped the bitch tags on. I nearly pissed myself.
The bitch stickers were definitely the high point for me.
Actually I find anytime the gang calls someone a bitch hilarious. Dee’s “YOU DIRTY BITCH” from The Gang Gets Analyzed and Charlie’s “WHATEVER YOU BITCH” from Charlie Rules the World for example.
Does anybody know why they scaled down the episode count of 12 to 10?
No idea, but I was not happy about it either.
It sucks that the only did 10 but I would take a another season over 2 more episodes
My guess is Charlie Day is making it big in movies and there are scheduling issues.
I almost expected bird law references out the wazoo since this forum has indoctrinated and convinced me on the whole callback season thesis If this entire season was a callback I am actually quite satisfied with the restraint shown in most episodes to not go for the obvious throwback references.Bravo season 8.
i thought the finale was just okay to a superb season. had some moments, but felt like it should have been a 2nd or 3rd ep.
It’s funny. This may have been my favorite episode of the season. These bottle gang-only weirdness episodes always do if for me and slapping history’s most renowned thinkers with “bitch” labels is pretty much the funniest thing I’ve ever seen.
I’ve been surprised to see how many people tag different episodes as “favorite” throughout the season. Every week someone makes mention that it was the best of the season. I think it means they didn’t churn out a miss in all ten.
true Maske, Mac slapping BITCH on the faces was hilarious.
Am I wrong thinking Charlie, in his opening, said “esteemed Collies”? You know what? Don’t tell me. It will literally kill me and I already got it etched onto my tombstone this morning.
Definitely said esteemed collies
I need to go back through and count how many words were misspoken by him; we have collies and persecution that I remember, but I am guessing there were a gaggle more.
Oh, I know he mispronounced SO many. It’s just that while he was doing it he kept adding the perfect pauses. I was waiting for what was coming next and I COULDN’T BREATHE. It was done so perfectly it reminded me of Grotesco’s parody which made me laugh harder pairing the two.
An I the only one who immediately thought that Mac’s ‘gavels’ were actually dicks?
You and Mac both thought that.
Walked right into that one.
great episode. I recognize that street where the gang crashed cars.
I was surprised Charlie didn’t invoke any bird law at some point in the episode, but great episode anyway. Mac’s rebuttal of evolution was gold.
I was waiting for a bird law reference or at least one “Filibuster!”, but the ep. was still amazing.
The shot of Dennis eating cereal with Frank speeding towards him was a hilarious sight gag. I also quite enjoyed Mac and Charlie at least once switching roles on the fly from lawyer to judge.
the fact that they telegraphed it both times was great
“I have one statement before we begin. Who is the defendant?”
“That’s not a statement”
How awesome is it that this episode killed it, but it was dwarfed by The League’s finale? We have an embarassment of comedic riches.
Good job FX. I’m gonna go buy some shit from your website.
Why’d they have to cancel Unsupervised, though? I’m going to miss Russ.
STONE COLD!
Pretending wires are pasketti, thinking he’ll turn into a robot if he eats them, poor Russ
Unsupervised has been pretty unfunny most of the time, but I have to admit that last night’s episode was really good, just the opening sequence was glorious!
A really fantastic comedy night from FX, merry christmas to us!
We can only pray that Lester finds his butthole
Also, here’s a behind the scenes on the last day of filming.
this would have been a better finale
I had my eye on the lonely bar patron the whole episode and was dying at the fact that he was just carrying on drinking minding his own business while all this ridiculousness was unfolding in front of him, but was still classy enough to throw out a “Thanks guys!” as he left.
The Gang’s indifference to whether he even paid for his beer or not was golden
I was watching him the whole time too. Hey, Paddy’s has a customer! Then I noticed his drink almost empty and started to worry. Then after the commercial, it had been refilled. They actually serve and refill drinks at Paddy’s!
I pictured the patron as refilling his own beer when he was done.
Also – hooray, I won a thing!
Congrats dude!
Thanks to “The Fresh Prince” on Something Awful, here’s the full Science Bitch Smackdown
Glorious. Best Commenter honor is well deserved.
he slapped the hell out of Newton
Congrats Lobster Monster. You truly are the King of Rats for 2012.
So great. I was just expecting the sticker to read “LIAR”, but it reading “BITCH” was just so much better.
Christina Haberkern (on the certificate) does props for the show. She posted the pic on her tumblr, and noted that “Not only is my Haberkern brand beer in almost every episode now; I also certified that Frank does indeed NOT have “donkey brains”” I’m sure this has been noticed before, but it’s the first time I’ve seen it.
Noah Mathers, the other name, is a sound mixer according to iMDB, but I don’t see any credits for Sunny.
Loved it when Dennis dropped a “rock, flag and eagle” reference on Charlie from season two’s “Charlie Goes America All Over Everybody’s Ass”
This show, as well as The League, is really really good at sneaking it little self references like that, I love it! It is rewarding for us TV nerds who watch those shows religiously, they know how to cater to their audience.
I’d love to see some cross show jokes. For example, Frank has sex with someone important to Dennis and someone says “Big boobed girl! FOREVER UNCLEAN!”
Donkey Brained is now something that I’m going to say…a lot.
Yeah, I’m gonna go watch this again.