I don’t care who you are and how cold and dark your heart may be — if this doesn’t get you in the holiday spirit then you are DEAD INSIDE.
Without further adieu, here is rapper/Reading Rainbow enthusiast DMX — most recently seen being utterly flummoxed by Google – putting his own spin on “Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer,” complete with a few of his “WHAT!”s and “COME ON!”s tossed in.
Additionally, since he’s wearing the same clothes as he was in the Google video that went viral a few weeks ago, one can safely presume that this video was made during the same stop at New York’s 105.1. So this makes two bits of viral greatness conceived by the same radio interview, proving once again that DMX is made of awesome. Enjoy…
And for any of you left feeling nostalgic by this, the annual Rudolph TV special airs tomorrow night on CBS. If you just can’t bear to wait that long, you can watch Rudolph the Red Nosed-Nosed Reindeer in its entirety below. BURL IVES 4-EVA!!!
(Via Complex)
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Yo, what these bitches want from a Santa?
+100
STOP! DROP! OFF THE GIFTS AT THE TOY SHOP!!
Oh. NO. THAT’S HOW KRIS KRINGLE ROLLS.
On another note, these new pop-up ads need to go die in a fire.
Yeah, they’re terrible. If it helps any, I’ve voiced our displeasure to the Overlords.
Helps a lot. I just need to know you’re listening, CB.
WHERE MY CLAUS AT !?!???!?!
Arf Arf!!!
I want a whole album of this.
DMXMAS
Now thats the shit I be talking ’bout. All these half gift-wrappin’ ass motherfuckas!
You think its a game? You think its a fuckin gaaaaaame?!?
Attention parents, share this video with your kids immediately
I never reached for my headphones faster than when I saw the headline.
Ya’ll gonna make me check my list
once a year? once a year!
Ya’ll gonna make me work all night?
Once a year? once a year!
I’m gonna bring it to your children and its gonna be quick alright?
all the kiddies who on the nice list, here comes st. nick
day. made.
That did cheer me up. Thank you internet, you did it again.
I’m in tears. I’m actually crying in class because of this. Thank you X
Let’s get these DMX Christmas song titles out of the way so we can get on with our day.
X Gon Wrap It For Ya
Christmas Party Up
Ain’t No Eggnog
Where’s My Sleigh?
Sleigh Ryders Anthem
They Don’t Know (Who Jesus Be)
Get At Me Reindeer
What These Elves Want
Where Tha North Pole At?
Stop Being Grinchy
We Right Here (On Christmas Eve)
Then one foggy Christmas Eve/Santa came to say COME ON!!!!!! Lmaoooo This the version my daughter will grow up on.
I love that he didn’t need the printed out lyrics. Because of course DMX already knows all the words to Rudolph. You think this is a fuckin game?
NOW I’M FUCKIN CRUNK!!
That really is, by far, the happiest that song has ever made me.
Or maybe DMX only has one outfit now, the way batman does.
Or a bunch of repeats of the same outfit, like Doug.
I hope that this sparks a trend within the rap community, culminating in a Westside Connection rendition of ‘God Rest Ye Merry, Gentlemen’
Now if I could just hear Ghostface Killah belt out a rendition of “Little Drummer Boy” I think we could make MILLIONS AND MILLIONS OF DOLLARS.
I assume he learned this while performing in the Rikers Christmas pageant.
DMX actually makes christmas music ENJOYABLE!!!!!!
Loved the hell out of it!!
…And then there was X-mas