The fourth season of Archer debuts Thursday, January 17, which many noted and influential members of the television industry (me) are declaring to be “NOT SOON ENOUGH” before throwing ornate vases at the wall in a fit of impotent rage. But luckily, for both my psyche and my ornate vase collection, the good folks at FX went ahead and released a whole crapload of promo videos from the upcoming season. They’re not quite the fix a whole new episode would be, but at the very least they’re a quick hit of methadone to get us all through the next few weeks until the convulsions and nausea pass.
Anyway, I’ve posted all the clips below. Which one is your favorite? My favorite is ALL OF THEM.
Thanks to my new favorite commenter, Lobster Mobster, for the tip
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yay Archer!
Puppy –
So sad for the puppy and little girl, but I can’t stop laughing.
Well then, here’s nine sploosh!
splooshes?
Spleech is the correct plural according to the AP stylebook
I like the Bob’s Burgers one, if only for the mental image of gangs of Russians going around and rubbing peoples’ nuts.
Yeah the Crossover is too perfect. I can’t wait to see images of the family.
/Hopes to see a small girl with pink bunny ears
I refuse to watch because spoilers.
Snape kills Cyril.
Fister Roboto is dead the whole time.
Seriously, these are clips completely devoid of context, just a one-shot joke that works regardless if you know what’s going on or not.
Bruce Willis was the Lady in the Water the whole time.
Can’t wait to get the context of the fuzzy, pink … wait, that might be a spoiler.
Archer gets his head chopped off by his own sword
SPLOOSH
Archer driving an El Camino just seems so right.
Eeeellll Caaaamiiinooo!
The front is like a car,
The back is like a truck.
The front is where you drive,
The back is where you fuck!
Eeeelll Caaaamiiinoooo!
/thanks weird high school friend what taught me that song
Sounds like me and your weird high school friend would have been friends if we went to school together.
That song is genius!
Yay Archer clips
/only barely subsides the white hot rage of waiting for the next season of Archer for a few minutes- Arrrgghhh RAMPAGE!
I got to the Archer party a little late, but thanks for the heads-up.
And El Caminos were pretty much an automotive mullet to those of us who were around when they came out.
The “third saddest thing” clip made me giggle like a cheerleader asked for a date by the quaterback. I’m so weird.
Also, Sterling has never watched Alien vs. Predator (Yay for him) if he thinks Predators only hunt in the tropics.
Archer v. Predator would make a sick episode.
I would watch that and get a commemorative tattoo.
god yes
To be fair, did anyone watch Alien vs. Predator?
I did! Both!
RRRAAAAMMMMPPPGGGGEEEEE!
This is the third greatest thing I’ve seen today.
What were the first two?
One has to be the truckload of cows crashing.
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That’s horrible. Terrible. Grotesque. My laughter clearly proves that I am an evil evil person.
Looks like all the cows made it safely to the slaughterhouse.
Heh “Lobster Monster”
I laughed my ass off at the third saddest thing…well thing.
i’ve grown to shrug off that typo since B and N are keyboard neighbors.
and, again, yeah, puppy
The Robber one made me lol
Bob’s Burgers FTMFW
Glad I wasn’t the only one
#7 has a Fandango (the movie) reference. Given how few people know about that moive, I might be the only person who get’s it, this Archer = Awesome.
Not enough Pam!
I do like the sweet El Camino, though.
To be fair, Mobsy is everyone’s favourite commenter.