Ask Men released the results of their annual “most desirable woman” poll yesterday, and after tallying over 2.5 million votes, Jennifer Lawrence has been declared the winner. Rightly so. For the purposes of WG, the first TV star, Mad Men‘s Jessica Paré, came in at #9, while Emilia Clarke, Zooey Deschanel, and Alison Brie ranked #15, #17, and #34. THAT’S CRIMINAL WE’LL MAKE OUR OWN ALISON BRIE POLL…She finished #1. (Via)
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You know, as much as I’d like to see Alison Brie as #1, I’m not too broken up by Jessica Pare at #1. It’s not like she’s ugly or anything.
Then you won’t be broken when you find out that Jessica Pare is at #9
You know what I meant. Read the title.
Alison Brie 34th, fucdat. Not that it’s surprising, but it’s still wrong. Jennifer Lawrence, however, not necessarily wrong, but very surprising.
Rihanna placed 4th. I guess askmen really like a woman who can take a punch.
If they’re going to have Paulina Gretzky place in the 90′s, they might as well have her at 99.
Also, they have a large selection of athletes and they don’t have Jessica Ennis? Terrible. She won at least one gold medal at the 2012 Olympics.
So it’s official with askmen voters.
Zooey > Emily.
She’s fucking hideous.