The most gorgeous woman in the universe (for the next 365 days) has been named, and her name is Olivia Culpo from good ol’ America. U-S-A U-S-A TAKE THAT BOLIVIA. Culpo is the eighth apple pie and baseball fanatic, minus the apple pie, to win the competition, and first since Brook Mahealani Lee in 1997, but she’s not who everyone’s talking about today. That honor is bestowed upon Miss Venezuela, Irene Sofia Esser Quintero.
When asked which new law she would make if she could and why, Quintero responded with some incomprehensible, circular rambles about…I have no idea. Something about surfing? Needless to say, English is her fourth language, after Spanish, Portuguese, and Fremen. That being said, then poorly translated, her answer still made more sense than anything that’s ever come out of host Andy Cohen’s mouth.
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MUTE. *problem solved*
Australia was jobbed. And not in the good way.
Why do they still expect these people to talk?
BTW, I typed what Miss Venezuela said into Google translator and translated it to Spanish and then back to English hoping it would clear it up. Here’s what I got:
“I think any leys are in the institution or in life are already made. I think we have a way to go straight to our similar or in our life as it is. For example, I’m a surfer and I think the best wave I can give is to wait for the wave. So please our only law we can do. Thanks Vegas.”
Hope this helps.
I got a sand worm Ms. Venezuela can ride.
And here I was thinking I was the only one who saw the reference.
If anyone needs me, I’ll be stuffed in some jock’s locker.
Gimme a bottle a red wine and a dark tapas bar, and we could understand each other perfectly.
Gimme a bottle a anything and a glazed donut… TO GO!!!
is what my brain was trying to tell me you wrote, and I was surprised by “red wine”.
Way to go Rhody. I haven’t been this proud of my home-state since Dr. Krieger threw out a Bristol County Rhode Island reference in Season 2 of Archer.
Venezuela takes their pageants very seriously. They basically treat pageants like Cubans treat baseball.
The high school this girl went to is obnoxious (Bayview..not on a bay..Located in Rhode island which is neither a road nor island…hmmm)…I can only imagine what the bull dykes are going to do to honor this moron.
Everything she says is super interesting and could hold my attention.
…make a “new” law…..or a “nude” law…..
…of course “ley” means “law” in Espanol…..so she’s saying she opposes laws against nude surfing….