This Sunday will be the first Sunday in two months in which we won't have an episode of Walking Dead to look forward to. Not cool. But, while I cannot fill the rotting, pus-filled hole in your undead souls, I can at least give you something to gawk at for a few minutes.
Michonne has only been around for eight episodes, and about 90 seconds, and despite some warranted criticisms about her one-dimensionality, she's already the most bad-ass character on a show full of bad asses. No one over the course of the first half of season three had dispatched with zombies with more violent-filled glee than Michonne.
Here for your visual enjoyment are Michonne's 10 Most Bad Ass Zombie Kill GIFs.
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I and other commentors have been tough on Dustin for his recaps lately, but he really is doing the Lord’s work here. Best thing I’ve seen on the internet today.
#9 wasn’t a zombie kill. But it was a badass moment, nonetheless.
The virus is in all of them, so maybe on a technicality we can call it one?
I was going to complain, but then I saw number 10 and realised any criticism had become invalid.
Taco.. we COULD, but that would open a whole new can of worms from yesterdays discussion of the National Post’s Zombie Kill Graphic.
I don’t watch the show. Although I should. Why did she merk that dude on #9?
I like that in the still image leading this article you can see the little steel cylinder that they used to make the head pop up in the air, its falling to the ground just below the sword handle. Nifty
i hope for weekly installments in any capacity of walking dead related content.
I second this idea.
Its entirely too hard to pick a favorite
That last one was Spartacus-style
Is Spartacus homoerotic? Well, the most recent season ended with the hero shoving his sword down the villain’s throat. Afterelton’s comment: “Now we know Glaber swallows.”
We should have a list of Maggie’s 10 most badass moments. She’s far more interesting than Michonne at this point.
Lies, Michonne rocks. Your completely lost at this point…
Michonne does in fact not rock. You’re completely lost, my friend.
Michonne rocks, your gone, and will never be able to find by anyone. Not even your friends…friend. ahaha
Michonne rocks harder, Maggie is nicer to look at . . . I call it a draw.
I’ll be your lawyer in this one, Taco.
Ok like @JMU21VT16
Cannot choose a favourite. All kills were done well with the Katana. She could give Battosai a good Duel. Michonne Style vs Hitten Mitsurigi Ryu Style. Epic
I wish I could like Michonne just a little bit.
Just goes to show you, little kids should know when to keep their mouths shut. Even the zombie ones.
Michonne is the most bad ass person on the show. Best zombie kills of the show.
It’s going to be a long 2 months.
I hear a lot of people complain about how one dimensional Michonne is, and yeah, she doesn’t have a ton of stuff out there, but I personally think that’s what makes her appealing. She is this super badass (who needs to rage f*ck Daryl so I can have my Wesley Snipes baby that kills zombies to train) who is constantly working to survive, and she seems born ready to deal with the situation. And she does have soft moments, like when dealing with Andrea (ugh), but she always seems to be hyper intense, and I think that is awesome.
it took not having this show around anymore to watch on Sunday nights to make me realize how much I friggin’ miss it.
WHAT THE FUCK AM I GONNA DO UNTIL FEBRUARY?! Seriously, but those were some amazing kills.
#5 is by far the best kill….anyone can cut off a head but splitting a zombie from belly button to forehead takes strength and dexterity!