It’s too late to purchase for Christmas this year, but by next year, you will be able to buy your very own
Breaking Bad action figures. A company called Mezco is creating a whole host of Breaking Bad collectibles, like mini-figures, bobbleheads, paperweights, and plush toys (METH SOLD SEPARATELY). Soon, you’ll be able to cover your bookshelves with mini Walter White, your kids can sleep with a Jesse Pinkman plushie doll, and Appalachian Emergency Room will soon be filled with rednecks stumbling in with Mike Ehrmentraut figures stuck up their ass (“What? I just fell on it?).
The big question is: Will they include a whole face or half face Gus Fring? Will Saul Goodman get his own pull-string doll with catchy Goodman slogans? Will Hank have his own potato head? Will we be able to buy our own chemistry set specifically designed to cook meth in our own basements? CAN WE GET PINKMAN ACTION FIGURES IN MCDONALD’S HAPPY MEALS? The possibilities are endless.
Somebody should really also sell Blue Meth Crystals chewing gum, while they’re at it.
(Via I09. Thanks Stacey!)
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That already exists: [www.hersheys.com]
They don’t call it “meth”, but how do you know?
That said, they should hire the old Orbit gum woman, have Aaron Paul knock the gum out of her hand, give her Ice Breakers, and say, “flavor crystals, bitch!”
I don’t know what the target demographic for gum is, but that might sell enough to cover anyone it’d alienate. That’s how advertising works, right?
If they made pez dispensers that would be bad ass,, with blue meth candy
When Bryan Cranston was on Letterman, he brought out a bunch of baggies of the ‘blue meth’, and they were all eating it. It’s really cotton candy flavored rock candy (look on Amazon). I purchased a pound of it and filled a ton of little ziplock dope baggies with it. All my Breaking Bad friends/fans were loving it.