Jon Lajoie, who plays Taco on The League, and who has a fledgling career on YouTube as a musician of hilariously awful songs like “F*ck Everything” and “Very Super Famous,” has recently also released a Christmas song appropriately called “The Best Christmas Song.”
Look: I don’t know a lot about music or anything, all I know is that this song made me very happy. It also made my ears bleed profusely. It’s only 3:47 long, but it feels like half an hour, and I had to actually pause it a few times to let the swelling in my brain subside. But it’s TOTALLY worth it, as the song puts you in the perfect mood for the holidays, especially if you like to spend your holidays murdering family members. I can’t really explain it, but I actually removed my underwear and threw them at my monitor. Then I think I passed out.
Now, I’m going to listen to it three more times and call the paramedics.
(Via Our Brother from Another Mother, Withleather)
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Old video is old… Shoulda been around two or three weeks ago, Dustin…
Douchebag comment is douchey.
Actually, the YouTube tab has been oped since November 28th. I think I’ve listened to it every day for three weeks, but each time I hear it, the song tasers the memory of the experience. It’s a powerful song. It took me 3 weeks to gain immunity and post it here.
You probably won’t remember this comment in an hour.
What video?
Thanks, that cleared my rash right up.
Still better than “Wonderful Christmastime.”
SO MUCH BETTER.
I heard that his song cured some kid’s cancer for the entire duration of the song, too bad it doesn’t last forever.
infinite loop!
I was making the “no mittens” face the entire time I watched this. Having said that, there is still a very good chance that I would definitely bang Jon Lajoie.
This is a good brain bleach, I literally have no other thoughts in my head right now except for “…well, that’s different.”
Anyone else think he sounds a lot like Wesley Willis in this?
Jesus H. Christ you weren’t joking. That was the longest 3:47 I’ve ever heard.
p.s. I think this is the best thing Taco has ever done:
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For 3:47, I didn’t think about the 20 school kids killed in CT.
Thank you.
I wanted to chew my hands off while listening to this.
Lajoie has been around a few years. Who can forget “Show me your Genitals” …. It was my favorite all-holiday anthem until this thing showed up.
holy fuck i don’t think i’ve seen something i simultaneously loathed and loved at the same time as much as this
God this is amazing
yaaay uncle taco!
I tortured my roommates successfully a week ago with this video. And now I’m torturing myself with it over and over again. That hook, that damn hook get’s me. Taco gets me.