8. Meg Chambers Steedle — Boardwalk Empire — This was the season that Nucky Thompson turned into the Don Draper of the 1920s and got himself a mistress. I don’t want to spoil the fate of the character, but I will say she really lights up the screen. It’s weird, though: She kind of reminds me of Kate Micucci (Oates, of “Oates and Garfunkel” fame).
7. Hannah Ware — Boss — Hannah Ware’s character in Boss started the season in prison, but got out, and ended up doing A LOT of things with her body in exchange for drugs. She beats out last year’s Boss representative, Kathleen Robertson.
6. Carice van Houten — Game of Thrones — This lady gave birth to a smoke baby. She totally wins the award for “nudity most necessary for advancing the plot.”
5. Dawn Olivieri — House of Lies — I’d never heard of Olivieri before House of Lies, where she plays the sex-obsessed ex-wife of Don Cheadle’s character, but she was basically the epitome of this show’s attempts to obscure its bad plotting with semi-frequent sex scenes. It kind of worked.
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Emmy Rossum and Billy Kent, the rest of this list is inconsequential.
Billy Kent looks like she’s a survivor of fetal alcohol syndrome.
there I said it, I feel so much better.
How was Lena Dunham not on this list? Too obvious or not as attractive as the rest?
There has to be a reason to watch the show other than nudity. Her nudity isn’t even that.
Dude, you just killed my boner!
I only remember her nuding up once or twice.
… and revealing a surprisingly excellent (though not particularly large) pair of boobs.
I am pleased to learn who Jessica Marais is.
I am too. I just can’t stomach watching True Blood to find out.
No. She’s the one in Magic City.
She has a very Megan Foxy look to her, at least in that picture. I approve.
(Psst… MORENA Beccarin, not Monica)
(And I should mention that she’s the most beautiful woman I’ve ever seen in person.)
You’re killing me. MORENA Baccarin, not Monica. Sheesh.
Xena went off the air over 10 years ago and Lucy Lawless somehow looks better.
You should see her tangled together w/ Jaime Murray.
Wait what is this?
Shes pretty sexy. She must be in her mid 50s
One of those rare women who looks better as a blonde/redhead than as a brunette.
44 actually.
So let me get this straight. This is an entire post dedicated to attractive women who frequently appear naked on their respective shows, but there are no actual nude pictures included or even linked to. Dustin Rowles strikes again. god dammit.
Dustin can’t do all the work for you.
Good list, and I must admit I am also smitten with Emmy Rossum. She’s been my top celeb crush since that awful Phantom of the Opera movie starring Gerard Butler. Worst date movie ever, but worth it for Emmy
I don’t really see the point of the post if it’s not going to do the work for us. I mean, he went through the trouble of compiling the list but he can’t actually link to pictures? 2/3 of these shows i’ve never seen nor will i ever see. who the fuck wants to watch Magic City even if it has tits?
it seriously takes less than 1 minute to google one of these ladies and find a nude picture
Or click on one of the Goggle links to a video on Daily Motion and you’ll either get them all or be halfway there. Jesus God Almighty. You goldbricking shitfucks can go eat shit and die if you’re going to keep bitching like spoiled fucking brats.
i expected a lot more support for complaints about a lack of nude photos. i am disappointed in all of you.
I agree with dissident this is retarded.
As someone who’s spent hours picking out nearly 1,000 sexy photos to share with fellow Uproxx posters I feel perfectly entitled to tell you that you’re being lazy, selfish assholes.
Hey Martin Googling them is almost three clicks away; that is an eternity for these people, they may well cramp up.
What no Californication? I don’t watch it but my understanding there is nothing but nudity on that show
I definitely would’ve gone with Camilla Luddington instead of that House of Lies chick, if for no other reason than that Californication is a better show than House of Lies.
Shameless is a show I’ve always wanted to watch cause of William H Macy and Emmy Rossum but I never think of it when I’m sitting on my ass watching Seinfeld for the 245765345th time
If you’re including one True Blood actress, it has to be Janina Gavankar. Holy crap, she is so hot, and she doubles as a Fantasy Football trophy. She was also constantly nude. Even my wife agreed that she is the hotness. SHIVAKAMINISOMAKANDARKRAM!
If she had bigger boobs, maybe.
I saw her in public once. She’s unfairly attractive.
Just to be clear, Lucy Lawless’s threesome is in Spartacus: Gods of the Arena, the prequel that aired between serieses one and two.
Check it out, it also has Temuera Morrisson being badass.
This is a list I can plan around; thank you.
Can we haz linx? For research, and such.
Type in the actress’ names in at Daily Motion you morons.
I watch none of these shows. Why I pay for cable I’ll never know.
True Blood is awesome, better than 75% of the shows listed
Go listen and/or download!!! Thanx fa da support and def let me know what yall think!!! Peace!!!
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