We’ve covered some heavy stuff today. It began with Game of Thrones, then Boardwalk Empire, then The Walking Dead, and, finally, American Horror Story, four of the bloodiest TV shows ever, outside of that episode of Roseanne where Darlene gets her period. Alas, things are no less intense in the SHOCKING comments a certain Voice judge made about a certain famous butterball (CEE LO HATES HELLRAISER?!?!?).
Maroon 5′s Adam Levine is officially driving the “I hate Honey Boo Boo” bandwagon. Well, hate is an understatement. The Voice judge told GQ “Honey Boo Boo is the DECAY of Western civilization.”
After describing the show as an atrocity, the singer proceeds to drop a few f-bombs. “That show is literally The. Worst. Thing. That’s. Ever. Happened. It’s complete f*cking ignorance and the most despicable way to treat your kids. F*ck those people. You can put that in the magazine: F*ck those idiots. They’re just the worst. Sorry, I’m so sensitive to that — like, I don’t know, man, it’s upsetting. Just to clarify, I said, “F*ck THOSE PEOPLE.” (Via)
When asked to respond, the whole world commented, “‘Moves Like Jagger‘ is literally The. Worst. Thing. That’s Ever. Happened. It’s complete f*cking ignorance and the most despicable way to treat your ears. F*ck Maroon 5. You can put that in the magazine: F*ck those idiots. That song is just the worst. Sorry, I’m so sensitive to that — like, I don’t know, man, it’s upsetting. Just to clarify, I said, ‘F*CK THAT SONG…,” the whole world takes a long, dramatic pause, “…AND ESPECIALLY THAT F*CKING WHISTLING.”
(Via EW)
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Sure, Honey Boo Boo is awful, but so is American Idol, The Voice, The Amazing Race (white people), and most of network TV. For every one episode of Breaking Bad we have to suffer through 500 hours of bullshit.
Hell, even this comment sucks.
^^^ This. Even the evening news is a complete fucking waste of time designed to sell you cars and prescription drugs.
I love the Amazing Race and I will never apologize for it.
yeah that was a random thing to throw in there
I’m not exactly a Marron 5 fan (not at all in fact), but I like Adam Levine, he seems like a pretty cool dude. And he’s kind of right, Honey Boo Boo is the worst. Fat people are the worst anyway. Except John Goodman, he’s cool too.
Moves Like Jagger makes me jiggle my rolls, and for that I. Am. Not. Sorry.
“That show is literally The. Worst. Thing. That’s. Ever. Happened.”
Worse than Hitler?
Say what you will about Hitler — but the man was svelte.
Difference is that the power-that-be would give you a medal if you shot Hitler, but would charge you with murder if you did the same to that family.
Great, now I’m going to be singing Moves Like Hitler all night.
Less Adam Levine talking about reality TV, more Cee Lo singing with Muppets.
I agree. However, I would warn Miss Piggy not to accept any drinks from Cee Lo.
To expound on Josh’s statement, Adam Levine is the faux-rocker lead of a shitty light pop band. His comment? INVALID.
Oh my god, finding out that “Moves Like Jagger” song is Maroon 5 only makes me want to punch Adam Levine more. No shit, I figured it was Justin Beiber.
To be fair, I’ve been giving Levine dismissive wanking motions ever since he said that thing a few years ago about how when the power went out he and his girlfriend sat around and drew each other naked by candlelight.
He said they did wha….OH COME ON.
I like to picture him concentrating while erasing and shading for four hours, only to reveal a poorly drawn stick figure with giant boobs.
Wow, what a controversial stance bro. Maybe you can get another tattoo that represents this hatred. Or like a bitchin eagle or flower, whatevs.
“Your reality show is horrible!”
-Star of what is basically a reality show.
Adam Levine = Honey Boo Boo + charisma – type 2 diabetes
I don’t care, I agree with Mr. Levine.
Adam Levine making me agree with Adam Levine only increases my hate for Adam Levine. LEVINE! (*shakes fist, fills up molotov cocktail*)
I work with a cackle of females and the discussion a few days ago in the office was that they all think Adam Levine is greater than Timothy Olyphant. But you know… that’s cool. More Olyphant for me….
Women like these make me feel better when I see Jon Hamm or Timmy O posts….
And don’t forget he doesn’t like The Roxy because when he was a nobody they didn’t give him a dressing room
Way to take a stance that literally no one else has taken since the beginning of that show. What mighty balls you have.
Plus Maroon 5 is basically tied with Nickleback for me as some of the worst music ever.