You guys know where this is going. Don’t worry it’s coming.
After six years together, Donald Faison and Cacee Cobb are husband and wife.
The actor, 38, wed 35-year-old Cobb, the former personal assistant of Jessica Simpson, at the California home of his Scrubs co-star Zach Braff on Saturday, according to Us Weekly.
Simpson, who is reportedly expecting her second child with fiance Eric Johnson, served as Cobb’s maid of honor, showing off her curvier figure in a form-fitting full-length black dress while carrying a bouquet of red roses. The fashion mogul was pictured walking down the aisle as she held onto the arm of Braff, who served as a groomsman at the ceremony. (Via)
Ugh, such shoddy journalism. They left out the most important, nay, the only question I have about the wedding.
Did Faison break out the Turk Dance during the exchanging of the vows or did he gave Mrs. Turk Turkleton a special show later that night? The answer: J.D. was next to him in both situations.
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“The Turk Dance”? Talk about “shoddy journalism”! That was Turk performing Bel Biv Devoe’s dance from their “Poison” video.
And how does that make it not The Turk Dance?
Because it was someone else’s iconic choreography? That’s what made it so awesome.
I can play Fur Elise on piano, but that hardly makes it “mine”.
You must be new around here.
Wait a minute, Donald Faison didn’t come up with that dance on the spot? He was just miming along with the choreography of the song he was mouthing for his air band audition? MY WHOLE LIFE IS A LIE!
When you play ‘Fur Elise’ on piano, that is yours, in fact. It’s your rendition. Did Frank Sinatra ever say he was performing Mel Torme’s ‘White Christmas’? What you say doesn’t make sense.
Plus, I just sat through the entire 4:49 of the “Poison’ video (then ‘Humpty Dance’ because why not) and I can report that this is unequivocally The Turk Dance. What they do in the video is a pale comparison and only resembles the greatness that is The Turk Dance in that the music is the same. Bell Biv DeVoe’s dance is a cheap, historically reverse imitation.
It would if Fur Elise was a dance and you were Turk.
Turk’s lines were words written on paper by a screenwriter. They’re not his either, I suppose.
How about Turk doing the Safety Dance?
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I like that gif, but I prefer the video:
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yo, the sisters are gonna be pissed! Holla!
No shit. Seriously?
We need a “Best of Turk & J.D.’s Guy Love” post, like, now.
Way to go black scrubs!
JD stormed into her wedding shower crying and yelling that she’d never have the same emotional connection to Turk that he does!