Webster's Dictionary (of the Internet, Urban Dictionary) defines "bitch face" as, "Any person whose face makes them seem like they're a bitch." NOW I GET IT. No one on TV (or anywhere, really) gives better face than Hayden Panettiere, the former star of Heroes who now plays the Taylor Swift-like Juliette Barnes on ABC's Nashville. Unfortunately, the fluffy show isn't as good as many were hoping it'd be (or at least fans of Connie Britton from her Friday Night Lights days were), but it's not exactly bad, either, because a) Miss Coach, and b) Panettiere, who's a pro at the constantly-fed-up, her-sh*t-don't-stink look. Your move, Tavi.
Nashville's on winter break, but that doesn't we can't celebrate Panettiere, in all her self-proclaimed "bitchy" glory. Here are her finest (mostly) Nashville bitch face moments.
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Swear to god, I was going to mention wonderbra being her best friend BEFORE the last gif.
Wonder bra or Dr. Von Implants?
I kind of like to think that’s also the expression she’d wear while looking at my… actually, I’m not comfortable discussing that in a public forum.
But I like short girls. I have no idea why.
Can’t speak to your reasons, but I find them easier to manage.
Danny DeVito being disgusting is the best and worst at the same time.
What, no pantyless Tammy 2 gifs? No giddy Ron Swanson? I am crestfallen….oh wait, bewbs. Nevermind.
I always choose different GIFs than ones we’ve already posted. Tammy/Ron can be found here: [www.uproxx.com]
I want to see a talk show where really awesome characters from a whole range of TV shows sit together, have coffee, and just talk. And not the actors discussing their roles – the characters themselves.
I’d watch the shit out of that. And Perd Hapley should host it.
Seconded. Can you copyright that?
“This week, the guests of the show will be the people that you see here on the show.”
Dunham’s 3.7 mil makes me wonder what Tavi’s worth. A carny couldn’t guess their ages from the page.
Crying at the The League “His fucking cat” gif.