Arrow (CW, 8 p.m.) — I don’t like that the term “fall finale” is so common now. I get it with a show like The Walking Dead, where there will be no new episodes until February (or Revolution, where first-runs won’t return until March), but it’s kind of silly to call a show that’s going into reruns for three weeks any kind of finale.” Anyway, if you watch Arrow, don’t forget to check in with Dan’s live blog.
The Middle/Neighbors/Modern Family (ABC, 8-9:30 p.m.) — Has anyone watched The Neighbors? I mean, other than the pilot episode? Did it get any better? Is it watchable? Also, on tonight’s Modern Family, Gloria uses a microphone to sing to her unborn baby because that’s exactly what we need: A LOUDER GLORIA.
The Hour (BBC America, 9 p.m.) — Such a good show, and it’s a shame that Downton Abbey is getting all the attention among British imports.
Barbara Walters Presents (ABC, 9:30 p.m.) — Barbara Walter’s 10 Most Fascinating people include Seth MacFarlane, Hillary Clinton, Ben Affleck, and HONEY BOO BOO. Way to minimize the others’ contributions, Barbara.
American Horror Story: Asylum (FX, 10 p.m.) — In tonight’s episode, Lana has her 400th opportunity to kill Bloody Face and fails to take it. Again.
LATE NIGHT LISTINGS: Billy Crystal is on Dave; Albert Brooks is on Leno; Kimmel has John Krasinski; Howie Mandel is on Craig Ferguson; Michael C. Hall is on Conan; Mandy Patinkin is on Colbert; Cory Booker is on The Daily Show, and Naomi Watts does Fallon.
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How the fuck is a dumb wiener kid that’s hopped up on sugar be fascinating?
Hold on a second. . . People still watch Modern Family? That show went down the crapper in a hurry.
Also, Hurray for Arrow!
Ugh. I’d like it if you could refrain from posting pictures of those revolting BooBoo-folk.
But hooray for “The Bear” on Colbert! I smell a Threatdown coming.
Would have been appropriate, but he already did one yesterday, I’m not sure he’s ever done two in a row.
You forgot to mention the 121212 Concert for Sandy Relief at 7:30p EST featuring Bruce Springsteen & The E Street Band, The Who, The Stones and, inexplicably, Paul McCartney with Dave Grohl and Krist Novoselic. It’s airing on a million channels and streaming on the web.
I have watched neighbors since the pilot. The pilot was so awful i had to watch it a couple times more, sadly its gotten almost palatable and average. I am disappointed.
I quit after 5 or 6 episodes, it was still pretty awful, but not nearly enough to be entertainingly awful.
When hasn’t warm shit on a paper plate fascinated Barbara? A truly fascinating person would fire their PR flacks and go Franzen on her tired ass.
Yes, The Neighbors has gotten better. The black chick flicks her bean in every episode, while the brunette 80s babe does a labial rub against a couch arm.
First question by Walters should be:
Honey Boo-Boo, do you possess any real talents or are Americans retarded?
I think she should just open the interview with “Well, fuck me. This is rock bottom, right?” And then unclip the mic and walk out.
“The Hour (BBC America, 9 p.m.) — Such a good show, and it’s a shame that Downton Abbey is getting all the attention among British imports.”
All the attention? Nah. Downton Abbey is way behind Dr. Who and Sherlock.
Where is Amish Mafia on this list? I saw the promo this afternoon and it was on when I got home.. Can’t turn away.