Sons of Anarchy (FX, 10 p.m.) — Season finale. Catch up on Dustin’s recaps, and then comment about how it feels like That Thing That Happened to That Guy That We Can’t Talk About Because Spoiler Alert Even Though You Should Have Caught Up By Now went down forever ago, to say nothing of when the season began.
Raising Hope/Ben and Kate (Fox, 8 p.m.) — I usually don’t cover What’s On Tonight on Tuesdays, so you haven’t been forced to read my dumb rambles about why everyone should be watching Raising Hope and Ben and Kate. But I’ll boil my argument down to one example: Shannon Woodward.
Happy Endings (ABC, 9 p.m.) — “Max and Dave suffer fist-bump issues.” SOLD. The episode’s called “P & P Romance Factory.” DOUBLE SOLD.
New Girl (Fox, 9 p.m.) — I could listen to Winston (who factors into tonight’s episode, when he and Jes install a bathtub in their loft, while Schmidt and Cece have The Talk) read Nick’s zombie novel, Z Is for Zombie, for the rest of the season and be happy…
The Mindy Project (Fox, 9:30 p.m.) — …just as I could watch Chris Messina play the piano near a mouse every week and never complain, the difference between the two shows being: the rest of the New Girl cast isn’t awful.
Don’t Trust the Bitch in Apartment 23 (ABC, 9:30 p.m.) — Yeah, that’s right, ABC; I got rid of the hyphens and changed the title to “BITCH.” Suck it.
The Victoria’s Secret Fashion Show (CBS, 10 p.m.) — They get your guard down by seducing you with footage of beautiful women parading around in their underwear, before stealthily attacking with a “special performance by Justin Bieber.” Total swaggy bro move. Why not Bob Dylan again?
LATE NIGHT GUESTS: Matt Damon and Martin Freeman on Letterman; Khloé Kardashian and Adam Carolla on Leno; Reba McEntire and Keegan-Michael Key on Ferguson; Michael Strahan and Bonnie Raitt on Fallon; Amy Poehler, Kevin Pollak, and Ke$ha on Conan; R.A. Dickey on Stewart; and Martin Freeman on Colbert.
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Someone better be meeting Mr. Mayhem tonight.
Hopefully Bieber
Hopefully the Mindy Project.
hopefully Dustin
Hopefully that term.
“No one in the sleepy mountain town of Rhythm City knew what the meteor meant, but the one thing Mike Jr. did have was a whole lot of rhythm…”
Doesn’t someone die on EVERY episode of Sons of Anarchy this season? I’ve stopped following the show a while ago, but I’ve browsed through the recaps, and it sure seems like it.
You know how a lot of people die on BE, BB, and GoT, but not so often, just so that nobody feels safe but you don’t know when a major player is going to die?
It doesn’t seem like SoA is doing that right.
(but again, I stopped watching the show a couple of seasons ago, so I’m an asshole criticizing something I don’t watch, I’m sure that would please Kurt Sutter.)
Basically, yes, though Boardwalk and Game of Thrones split the crown.
I’ll see your Shannon Woodward image, and raise you a Cloris Leachman one.
I would bang either Shannon Woodward and/or Cloris Leachman; the former is like Zooey Deschanel if she grew up in a trailer park, and the latter has to know some tricks.
Who’s on Kimmel?
Old episode.
ike barinholtz is a funny dude. he´s russian from eastbound and down was amazing.
He was amazing on Eastbound, and I love his Comedy Bang Bang appearances, but he feels out of place on Mindy.
he was on a couple episodes of The League as well.
New Girl has hit another level this season simply by finally figuring out how to make Winston funny. now everyone is killing it on that show.
Dave is looking more and more like a young tom cruise, I think I have to rewatch the episode where he got his licor license to see if he does any “cocktail” moves
SOY BOMB !!!!!!!!
I’m not always for tie-in books, but I would buy Z is for Zombie so hard, y’all.
Especially if they used the cover Jon Defreest made for Vulture.
Brad and Jane and li’l piggeh.
But bitch doesn’t rhyme with 23. Now it makes no sense. Change the name of the show to “Don’t like the sitch with the next-door bitch” and you’ve got something.
OLIVIA MUNN ALERT!! Olivia Munn is now on New Girl. She was on Leno last night for it. Shame on WG for missing that. PAGE HITS!!!
Is it just me or does Charlie Hunnam look way more like he should be Chris Hemsworth’s brother than Chris Hemsworth’s acutally brother does.
Thanks to the glory of Netflix and slow days at work I am here to vouch that Raising Hope is worth your time. You know, if you like things that are funny.
Jax Teller: Just a humble motherfucker with a big ass dick.
That finale of Sons was horse shit. And Im a die-hard fan.
At least I know Justified will continue to bring the thunder.
Very good! I’ll wait for our group
I’ll wait for Dustin, And absolutely justified!