The League (FX) – Back-to-back episodes tonight. The latter features Rafi and Seth Rogen’s Dirty Randy preparing for the apocalypse. This seems like something I should bring to your attention.
It’s Always Sunny in Philadelphia (FX) – The gang goes out to dinner at an upscale Philadelphia eatery. My prediction is that someone will end up with a salad fork stuck in their butt. I am good at predicting things.
Up All Night (NBC) – These are the last two episodes of this show before it goes on hiatus and comes back as a multi-camera sitcom, which is kind of like a caterpillar spinning itself a cocoon and then emerging a few weeks later as a different, crappier caterpillar.
Grey’s Anatomy/Scandal (ABC) – Midseason finales. SERIOUS SCIENTIFIC POLL: Do you know anyone who still watches Grey’s Anatomy? I do not.
Rocket City Rednecks (NatGeo) – From TV Guide: “A superhero suit is designed using two old vacuum cleaners, a barbecue grill and spray foam.” Seems reasonable.
Burn Notice (USA) – I mentioned this on Twitter, but I would love to see the local news broadcasts in the Burn Notice world. “Tonight at 11, another massive explosion on a Miami highway, and only Channel 6 has surveillance footage of the suspects fleeing in a candy-colored Hyundai!”
LATE NIGHT GUESTS: Zachary Knighton on Kimmel; Jamie Foxx and Julie Chen on Letterman; Howie Mandel and Olivia Williams on Ferguson; Hugh Jackman and Maria Sharapova on Leno; Martin Short, Billy Joel, John Cena, and Neal Brennan on Fallon; and Damon Wayans, Jr. and Sheamus on Conan.
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Dirty Randy?!! I’m as excited as Chooch on PED’s. .
Last week Burn Notice accomplished the impossible – it made Patton Oswalt look tragically unfunny. Congrats, Burn Notice. Your Mad Libs episodes are boring as shit.
that show is terrible. Poor Bruce Campbell.
Does that mean all the NBC comedies other than Up All Night are old?
Yarp, they’re gone ’til January.
Looks like some high end Milk Steak is in Charlie’s future.
Or denim chicken.
Your finest jelly beans, served raw.
He’s probably going to be nervous from going to a fancy place, and eat a whole block of cheese beforehand.
I on the other hand did not even know Greys Anatomy was still on the air… you do learn something new every day!
My wife and I saw an ad for that the other day and were stunned.
For the record: Kerry Washington > anyone on Gray’s Anatomy. She’s purdy.
Unrelated : Kermit Washington > Rudy Tomjanovich.
Missus Scorpio and I have tried and tried with Up All Night, and it’s just not there. Having 3 retools in two years isn’t helping, either.
I didn’t even know that Gray’s was still on.
According to Burn Notice and Dexter, Miami is a town filled with numerous explosions and multiple serial killers.
Turn the beat around, love to hear percussion, turn it upside down, love to hear it, love to hear it.
How much guests is Fallon cramming into that show? I hope they all play a silly game while the Roots bang a hot beat.
For some reason this came out way more sexual than I intended to.
I bet John Cena is going to fill in as Uncle Jack’s carrier.
Yeah.
It was the “bang a hot beat” that did it.
But you can’t really blame me, Questlove’s drum banging is pretty hot.
I just realized The League is also supposed to feature Brooklyn Decker tonight, right? And Dirty Randy. Hmmm… Brooklyn Decker porn…
My only knowledge of Burn Notice comes from Aziz Ansari’s standup bit about his cousin: “You know when you pass by a billboard for Burn Notice and you’re like ‘who the heck watches Burn Notice?’ HARRIS WATCHES BURN NOTICE.”
If you want to know why Up All Night sucks now, an episode a few weeks ago had Will Arnett’s character written to be impressed that his annoying dorky neighbor was an accountant for hip cool bands of today Metallica and the Red Hot Chili Peppers.