The image you see above is the 2012 Kardashian Christmas card, originally labeled “Kardashian Kristmas Kard,” until that little girl on Bruce’s lap? leg? pelvis? was like, “Uh…,” and then the family made Khloé scribble over the “typos.” It’s not like they could afford TWO all-white not Kwanzaa cards. Things are tough out there with the economy and all. Plus, What’s-His-Face on the left accidentally dropped and broke his headphones, so the zen would be all off in the second picture. Oh yeah: that cat in the box? Dead. Shoulda been you, Polar Bear.
Speaking of horrific things that ought not be, here’s the Honey Boo Boo Xmas card.
Sweet sea punk look, Honey Boo Boo. But, say, doesn’t that Mountain Dew-infused baby look familiar?
As for which is worse, I’ve gotta go with the Kardashians because, dead cat Sugar Bear eating his own face.
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I’m going with the Kardashians for worst. Just look at the douche in the middle of the picture. Plus, Mama Boo Boo’s shirt is pretty great.
I believe its called ‘Three Feather Moon.” Because it has three feathers on it and also she’s the size of the moon
Also, moon is a funny word.
Wait, which family is the ridiculous, inbred, self-absorbed attention whores?
That’s not an either/or question.
Kardashians by far. They are sickening, I have no words to explain this…people who truly care about production value in their Christmas cards are nothing short of intellectual and cultural terrorists.
The Kardashian’s pic looks like they were having a New Years Eve party and decided to take a picture.
The Mayonnaise Boo Boo’s pic looks like they were having a Rosanne themed Christmas pic.
The Boo-Boos have more class. Gun to my head, I’d still rather watch a Kardashian sex tape, though.
Seriously, a gun to your head would be needed to choose a Kardashian sex tape over a Honey Boo Boo sex tape?
… Okay, I can see how that reads badly.
I’d rather watch a Kardashian sex tape than anything with any of the Boo Boos in it, including a sex tape involving any of the adult Boo Boos.
Kim Kardashian’s sex tape is the only thing I’ve watched involving any of these people, and I’m perfectly happy keeping it that way.
Are we allowed to ogle Kendall yet? Because she looks ridiculous in this picture. What? No, I will not have a seat over there. Get your hands off me!
That’s not Kendall, that’s Bruce.
“KKK? That’s not good!” *BOOOOOOOOO*
MAD ABOUT SHOE.
No Kanye? I guess because they are not “together” together.
This is a dumb question. Obviously the Kardashian cardis worse, b/c in it they think they’re hot shit. The Boo Boo card is just them – a card anyone would make. Which family is worse? Basically same answer. Which TV show is worse? That’s the real question.
Exactly. The Boo Boo card at least has the feeling of being genuine.
Is Kim Kardashian in that photo twice? Isn’t that her on second left and far right?
The Honey Boo Boos are one meth lab explosion away from extinction.
Holy Jesus! How huge is that one on the left getting? You would think they would try to airbrush her as much as the one on the right’s freakishly thin legs.
Kardashians win because there are people I’d have sex with in their picture.
All I see is Lamar’s head against a white backdrop. Am I missing something?
Seeing Disick’s makes me want to scalp him in front of the Kardashians. Now THAT would be a very merry Christmas.