Busy week for pothead Beebs. First, he took the first step toward becoming the top Google Image result for “crackhead” by being busted smoking weed. Then, a 4chan stunt with his name on it made his fans (not) cut their wrists, even though it was obvious the whole thing was a hoax and I’m not sure why people were so pearl-clutched about it. Now, if the hashtag had been #uncut4bieber, I would have believed it. Kids these days, they don’t know how to go out there and have some good, clean, uncircumcised fun. But I digress…Now, after much speculation, he’s hosting SNL.
Pop star Justin Bieber will host and perform as musical guest on the Feb. 9 Saturday Night Live, Billboard reports. On Twitter Monday, the teen dream coyly hinted at his upcoming late-night gig, tweeting, “Maybe [I'm] hosting and performing on SNL…maybe.” (Via)
Remember when Louis C.K. hosted SNL last year? Yeah. Here’s a typical Bieber fan:
Now I’m not saying Beliebers are silly and misguided, but…OMG JENNIFER LAWRENCE IF YOU DON’T SHOW YOUR BEWBS I’M DEAD. Phew, it feels good to finally get that out. #boobs
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Just when they seem headed in a positive direction, here comes babydick. Although, they only have 6 or 7 sketches total in the episodes, and the host doesn’t appear in all of them, so who REALLY cares.
I hope he’s plays a middle-aged lesbian. It will require no change to his appearance.
Lets throw this little fucker into the SNL machinery and see what gets spit out the other side. I assume they’ll have to do the cue cards fo-net-ick-lee.
Shitty ratings, and e-backlash. That’s my best guess.
I facepalm just thinking about writing this next sentence:
It will probably be the most watched (and therefore highest rated) SNL of the entire season.
I’m not one of those “ugh SNL is worse than ever!” guys, because that’s dumb and the show has always been inconsistent. but is this the worst year for hosts ever? CK aside of course.
This is why we can’t have nice things.
Is it safe to make inappropriate sexual comments about Selena Gomez yet? I’m….uh…asking for a friend.
Yes.
She’s 20, go for broke.
Even better, she’s 20 but looks 16…uh….what’s that officer?
SNL fell off years ago. THEY SHOULD HAVE NEVER CANCELLED MADTV. RIGHT GUYS? ….. anyone?
That picture infuriates me.
Instead of watching this episode, I will fly to NYC and throw my poop at 30 Rockafeller Plaza. I would rather watch Bin Laden host that shit than gay ass Justin Bieber.
Justin is only human like us so he is also committing mistakes like us. Let us just understand what he is going through and hope that he can overcome it like many others do. [members.optimalhosting.com]